Just discovered DW has been cheating on me

[SleepingTiger]

All I said a few weeks ago was I prefer healthier food to chocolate these days. Of course, DW thinks I am talking out of my American ass.

Go to have one of my Ferrero Rocher's and they have all been eaten and replaced with mini falafels, carefully wrapped back up in the gold foil.

What would you do?

[Itsnottheendoftheworld]

5 and pictures

[DoItTooJulia]

I think revenge is a dish best served cold. Stony cold. There's no rush.

[SleightOfMind]

1, definitely.
Can you keep a straight face though???

[StillSmallVoice]

1

[DaftMaul]

5!

Am I too late?

[DianaMitford]

I'm giggling on my own like an absolute idiot at this thread!
Can't WAIT to find out what happens

Oh and 5 has my vote!

[Itssosunny]

Number 4 and 5 are bad as during divorce she will use it against you.

[SleepingTiger]

Sleight yes, in fact so much that it came in useful to bluff my way out of a serious incident also.

Daft no, in fact the latest is that due to 'inclement weather' (code from friends about tomorrow night), we may have to postpone the event for two reasons. Firstly, there is a real risk that DW may smell a rat about tomorrow night, because of late changes to others plans (to accommodate her) and secondly we need more input from MN posters to extract the ultimate revenge.

I want to be in Classics!!

[SleepingTiger]

Oh we are not getting divorced.

Oh no, this kind of thing gives us something to leave to our kids. Stories, legends, not old brown furniture and ill-gained money.

[Itssosunny]

Sorry, have mixed up two threads.

[thewookieswife]

I thought number 1 got 11 or 12 votes ?!

[StillSmallVoice]

My kids are looking forward to the old brown furniture. No money.

[SleepingTiger]

Sorry everyone, but said prank is deferred due to some family news last night. Not a day for pranks. Maybe one day soon.
Wish you all a good weekend.

[DianaMitford]

Sorry to hear that Sleeping. I hope it's nothing too bad

[amysmummy12345]

😞💐

[SleepingTiger]

UPDATE:

We had a great Christmas and with all folks assembled at ours last night to see in the New Year, DW opened up her own box of Ferrero Rocher (given to her by a customer) that we had intercepted and replaced with raw brussel sprouts wrapped in the foil. thanks for the ideas. Her face was a picture. The torture continues because of the original chocolates none are in fact left! We and all the guests ate them. I know I have to replace them but by Tuesday when the shops are open DW will be on a diet.

A sad few days in mid December having lost a family friend, but onwards and upwards into 2017, no doubt more pranks and laughs to come.

Happy New Year all. Hope it's playful and light with other things.