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AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 16/08/2016 17:17

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

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Gowgirl · 16/08/2016 21:53

In that case I couldn't possibly live with you for free! If you were to pay me then drive me about to meet my buddies while cooking to my exact daily changing dietary requirements I might consider itGrin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 16/08/2016 21:54

crone gin is always ok and hedgehogs are a bonus.

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DietCockBreak · 16/08/2016 21:54

I feel like this is going well.

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 16/08/2016 21:54

How far to the nearest beach? Could we have a barbecue on the beach, toasting marshmallows and watching the sun going down whilst singing rude songs (you lot, not me, I'm posh, apparently)?

HerRoyalFattyness · 16/08/2016 21:54

No sky TV. well, I pay my mum a fiver a month to use her sky go, so I do, just not in my name

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 16/08/2016 21:55

gow Now I think you ABU (tuts)

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Gowgirl · 16/08/2016 21:56

Always unreasonable JessGrincheck my posting history

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 16/08/2016 21:56

Er, just how many of us 'ladies' were you planning on having join you, DrSeth?

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Gowgirl · 16/08/2016 21:57

Oy I'm no laydee!

HerRoyalFattyness · 16/08/2016 21:58

Me? Lady? Erm...think you have me confused. Grin

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 16/08/2016 21:58

You seem to be inviting plenty, nothing to do with me. Of course, you could always invite me down a day early or I could pretend to leave with the others and come back when they've gone if you wanted Wink

Gowgirl · 16/08/2016 21:59

You could all just come to the next London meet up?

TheRollingCrone · 16/08/2016 22:04

Sings "We're all goin on a summer holiday..." Yay!

I'l bring my super duper du luxe height of comfort blow up bed, 3 bottles of slow gin, 5 ILB of nice sausages for the camp, halloumi for the veggies and me banjo for a sing song.

Off to pack.. don't leave without me Grin

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 16/08/2016 22:05

I don't actually think you were invited at all, DrSeth. I think you invited yourself. And who can blame you?

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 16/08/2016 22:06

Crone Slow gin? in that you drink it really slowly? Sloe gin (I hope - yum).

Gow I think it has to be Cornwall. Jess needs to prove me wrong about her fair county after I was slightly disparaging about it. I do London quite often. If Jess is near a beach, I think it's decision made.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 16/08/2016 22:07

crone maybe forget the banjo.....

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Gowgirl · 16/08/2016 22:07
://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbNP5yqg7hc you are welcome!
Gowgirl · 16/08/2016 22:09
Try againGrin
Gowgirl · 16/08/2016 22:11

You do realise my children will be subjected to the film tomorrow, they are gonna complain like hell at the lack of CBeebies.....

TheRollingCrone · 16/08/2016 22:11

Grin sloe of course! Slowly gets you twised

First time me banjos had the knock back in 20 years! < gutted>

TheRollingCrone · 16/08/2016 22:13

Cow Grin sounds great on a banjo also

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 16/08/2016 22:14

I'm suddenly remembering that episode of Blackadder II with Miriam Margoyles.

"Banjo? That's a bit rude isn't it? Sounds like fanjo!"

Gowgirl · 16/08/2016 22:14

I'm sure it does crone! What's not to love a big red bus in the south of France!

Gowgirl · 16/08/2016 22:17

Don't use the word in my house DR, boys have willies and girls have mins......don't really know why, but that is a whole new thread......

HelenaDove · 16/08/2016 22:29

I dont normally do hats (apart from woolly ones in the winter) but will wear a fascinator or a very pretty hairclip.