AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

mmmm I don't think Jess likes me

It's not personal, Glitter. She gets like that if anyone even looks at me in a certain way

Hurrah for Glitter, Gow and Helena and all right-minded smutty nonsensical individuals

Err excuse me Seth I don't even know what smut means

I bet Jess gives you the come to bed eyes look Seth

But you're not right-minded...

You're left-minded!!

wonders whether there will be women queuing up to get a piece of Seth as thread gets to a crescendo**

You're left-minded!!

Meh, semantics

I think it is warm enough to justify an almond magnum tonight

Goes to rummage in freezer ......

Jess is slightly distracted right now but trying to focus. Glitter, for once, I agree with you. We could start something else entirely or continue.

Jess agrees with me?

*falls over completely**

still in A & E because of eye injury due to Jess poking an olive branch in there

My suggestion for new thread

AIBU to suggest that Jess and StillDrSethHazlittMD get a room?

Jess suggestion for new thread

AIBU to suggest that Glitter spontaneously combusts?

Glitter. No, no, no - not Jess and Seth - it could get 'akward'. I don't want a reputation as The Stalker of Mumsnet. We need something different. And fast!

Glitter. And please don't spontaneously combust just yet (maybe later, if you wouldn't mind). I need your thoughts....

How about "move along nothing to see here"?

Gow. I like it, but it's a bit like 'the ninth thread' etc. We need to make it clear it is about Smut, Filth and everything related.

Nymph(omaniac)s and Shepherds Come Away

Jess's Box of Smut

DrSethHazlittMD says "open wide and say..."

Oh my god, the last one!

We've got to be close now...

I don't want my name in the title (have gone uncharacteristically shy)

Are you up for it, DrSeth (starting the thread I mean, not a desperate last ditch and rather crude attempt to reel you in)

Gow speak for yourself

We

I personally like the last of DrSeth's offerings but I'm not sure he wants his name in the title. I certainly don't. And the first one is a bit....pretentious? I'm not sure everyone will 'get' the 'joke' ( note the parenthesis around the word joke)

have