AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

And who are they, Jess? Harriet and Mr Elton?

I can imagine AF being lowered into a Hollywood kiss and smashing him over the head with a bottle of White Lightning.

Because that didn't turn out well, you know...

better. Errr... I saw it on the telly... A while back...

Ooh what's going on then?.

Can I politely ask AF if you ever feel a bit uncomfortable with your 'status' on MN?.

I've been here a long time under different NNs and think you're a good egg. I usually agree with you and sometimes I don't but that goes for most people!

But I don't see the same amount of attention paid to other well - known posters who also give good advice. The 'this is how I imagine AF', 'I had a dream about AF', Who IS AF?' kind of threads.The threads when you were 'in the MN doghouse' so to speak a few years ago were something else!

You are something of a MN phenomenon!. Are you always comfortable with it?

I realise this sounds a bit 'what would you ask the Prime minister? Blue Peter competition but I have wondered.

heknows Yes! Tis AFs Question Time . I often suspect AF is my boss; she was way too curious about why I was on MN (at work, ahem) the other day and has a way of vocalising her opinions which seems uncannily familiar....

Posh? Moi???

It's a bit weird, heknows

I am not even all that prolific a poster any more and hardly ever never even get posts deleted these days. It's fine until it turns nasty which it sometimes does.

Perhaps we should insert the word "lighthearted" into the title...

BB...you have a vivid imagination. I fear what lives in your head

heknows Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

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Blimey, people are quoting The Bard now

He's heeeeerrrre! (Sits back and watches with glee)

Still I hope you don't mind being compared to Mr Elton - that slimy, insincere gold-digger in Emma. Because that's who Jess thinks you're like.

Anyway, this isn't about me. I have a perfectly good husband chained up in the cupboard sat in the armchair drinking tea

My question was why don't some of you good folks swap numbers. 'N' stuff...whatever it is you daters do these days.

AF - Jess envisages you as the dim, socially-climbing, plump Harriet.

AF helped me end an unhealthy relationship and has, with her advice, stopped me entering other unhealthy liaisons. I luffs her

I think Jess is diverting attention away from herself. There was always a suggestion that Seth Hazlitt and Jessica Fletcher would end up as more than just good friends

I believe the correct way to date nowadays is to sit together at a Pokestop and snapchat using various filters, sending emoticons, while keeping a very straight face and avoiding eye contact.

You're doing it wrong.

Gotcha

I think they should send each other obscure riddles, a la Emma.

Emma ? The Bard ? They sound like juicy stories. Will I find them in my Chat and Closer mags ?

Yay, flappy

Moo, does not compute

AF Based on your postings I never had you down for a Chat reader. More like People's Friend

You'll definitely find the modern version, AF. Plus ca change...

Harriet wielding a White Diamond bottle . I did used to drink White Diamond. Got you pissed for the least money. Fab.