AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

helena I am obsessed with fascinators (fascinated even) but have never had the opportunity to wear one!

You could all just come to the next London meet up?

If someone is willing to pay for a nanny for the day, and provide transport from the north west then I'm in

I really like hats but hats don't like me. I can just about get away with a panama hat in the summer if it's really hot. Good job men don't need to wear them at weddings really.

Nor have i Jess. I have also been obsessed with the gorgeous cloak in the Scottish Widows ad since i was a kid.

Oh no Helena its a beach wedding; sun hat or swimming cap, a fascinator won't last a minute in a sea breeze

seth you wear Panama hats and call galleries 'a different beast'? I'm getting a better picture of you now. Port Out, Starboard Home and all that

Sun hat gets my vote.

helena. I like that cloak, too, but again, it's the occasion..... I mean, When. On. Earth?

I have the same problem with sunglasses Seth. No matter what shape they are i look ridiculous in them.

cow I'm seeing the Sandeman Port man...

Helena bring the fascinator, I,ll sew it to the sun hat!

Right i'm off to bed and pack the hedgehogs.

Has AF set off without us? How rude!

I'm here. Where are you all ?

Jess It's that "posh" thing (although I do sail.....)

AF is your bong made out of an old Sprite bottle perchance like mine

Ahem. Do you have a boat this changes things slightly

I have a racing dinghy

seth I know very little about boating larks, and can only picture the inflatable orange dinghys you buy for about £10 from beach shops in the summer. Am wondering how one wold go about 'racing' in them? With oars?

herroyal. I am on your left hand side. Pass it over.

No, not inflatable. But one of these. It's an Olympic class boat. And that's not me. And I'm not in the Olympics. Obviously.

It's an Olympic class boat

Yes, Boris.

HerRoyal takes a big fat toke....

It is! It's called a Laser. Although I refer to it as an ironing board with a mast.

You're getting as bad as AF for cheek!

seth how are you ever getting us all in?

Also I'm very impressed, being from the West Midlands, why, you're practically a Rear Admiral