AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

Seth I messaged you under a different name and you were absolutely lovely to me. Never forgotten

They are called nanny goats for a reason......

I am on benefits, so I have a go at lying about somewhere. Think I lost it behind my TV...

Go at = goat

Seth, with a name like yours you must be lovely. And AF fancies you. I rest my case.

Thank you, Jess, I love the idea of a commune. Without genitals. That would be a definite plus point as far as I am concerned. There are FAR too many genitals in this house. Many on display at inopportune moments. Thank goodness there is no film crew around as a rule….

I vote a roadtrip down to Jess. Which bit of Cornwall are you in? We could all descend with several bottles of wine (although if people get drunk airing of genitals might occur).

Glitter Well, whatever it was about, I hope it was helpful or thoughtful. Nice to feel useful to people sometimes.

Gow I was once attacked by a goat at a circus. True story. I was 8. Nearly ended up singing soprano for the rest of my life.

HerRoyal, I am delighted to read that your flatscreen TV is large enough to obscure a whole goat. Well done, you!

At least if you take a goat, you won't have barbecue the dug should provisions run low.And remember the gin for when the suns over the yard arm.

Right I'm off to feed my hedgehogs

Seth, goats can be sensible AND vicious. Sometimes at the same time
They do have freaky pupils though.

Yy to a roadtrip to Jess.
I picture something like Priscilla the queen of the desert.

I don't think I like Glitter any more....

(although if people get drunk airing of genitals might occur)

I didn't know I should be airing my genitals, but you're the MD!

Do you have sky tv too Pacific? If so can I move in I'm only 36 so will not be expecting to pay any housekeeping etc....

pacific verrryy freaky pupils. There is a petting farm near me and I am always slightly perturbed.

OP, cancel the cheque, it won't end well.

Sorry I meant fatty! She has a FLATSCREEN.....again any chance of sky?

Come on down, folks! (resentfully includes Glitter in the invite)

I'm there, gin ok with everyone?

But which bit of Cornwall are you in Jess? How far to the nearest nice beach?

Toad Always good to keep things fresh and not too dusty!

I love Cornwall, yay!! Thanks Jess

Sky TV have let us down. Severely. DH is distressed. V distressed. He is currently watching the Olympics on the iPad via the BBC website.
Out Sky box died, they were going to send and engineer after 10 days (10 days!! I ask you!), then cancelled and are now maybe coming next week.
DH might just expire before then from F1 channel withdrawal. Or summat

A goat would be easier to live with at times, pupils an'all.

Gow, you're in. You, too Red. Let's do this. Kids, goats, toads and genital airing, plus hedgehogs. It's a revolution!

Gin's just fine.
Is it at least Hendrick's or one of them fancy micro-distillery arty-farty ones?

Yes, we need a beach.
And I want surf. For surfing. And watching surfer folks.

Only if I can bring the hedgehogs they need me, I have sloe gin is that ok?

seth I live near a very naice beach, three miles of it in fact.... Now who's stalking?

No! NO kids!! FFS.
What's the point of a road trip, otherwise?!