AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

Let's stop there before someone suggests cutting my knackers off. Or worse.

We don't discuss abstention on this thread, even if some of us have had it thrust (now there's a nice word) upon us.

Lovely word. I like it

What a weird thread. It's a bit sad. Have only glanced at two pages of offerings but for the gist.

...got the gist

What's sad about it?

Still, you added two more posts, so Jess may yet get her wish of it getting to the 1000 marker

It's cringeworthy too. You need to get involved in Real Life.

Guess that's another post for her collection. Lol

Interesting username.

Not exactly 'delicate' but certainly 'precious'.

Don't go on 'The Other Thread' - you'd hate it. We have had many humourless types on there; in fact we've even be trolled and had comments removed by MNHQ for us. Which I perceive to be a great honour.

I'm tired

portia. I'm tired. That's it?!! I was fully depending on you to have a rant at the PP who told us to get 'a real life' (which I'm about to do, in about, ooh, five minutes).

You are the Queen of Rants. And you have failed one of your most loyal subjects

Didn't read rant but I shall use my skills later as some of us have to work and keypads are notorious for typing and legging it

I have nothing to add and haven't read the full thread but gather you are trying to get to 1000 posts so this is my contribution as I am procrastinating on MN rather than getting on with my essay

I had sex last night and again this morning. Twas very nice but I'm cream crackered

fucking. Your contribution is received with gratitude. Thank you. Always remember that the great Matthew Wright likes to refer to Mumsnet as the site for 'chore-dodgers'. So dodge/procrastinate away...

Portia I had sex five times last night. Apparently. But then dreams are as close to it as I get these days.

Good afternoon everyone.

919 now

We can get there today

If

everyone

keeps

posting

drivel

That got the thread to 925