AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

I don't read erotic fiction. I'm afraid it might make me jealous of fictional characters.

royal. That would be utterly ridiculous! (another small cough)

jess I have a DP. But we don't live together, I have 3 dc and he's suffering from depression. All in all not great for your sex life (And I'm scared to go on love honey! What if everyone knows)

LoveHoney are very discreet - so say the sofa couples I wouldn't know, I use battery-powered courgettes

But I don't trust the couple. They're being paid to say that.

They are quite smug.

Would you prefer to see actual proof of 'satisfaction guaranteed' during ad breaks in Midsommer Murders, Royal?

Sex? Oh yes, I remember that. Labour were in power back then.

jess Midsomer murders? I think we all know it's the copper that's doing it. He's the only twat living there that's not been killed yet.

royal. I too have suspected him! Wherever he is, there's a murder (murder guaranteed).

DrSeth/Boris. I bet you found that unbearable, didn't you? (Labour being in power, I mean)

Midsomer Murders is nowhere near as good since Nettles went. I stopped watching it after about the third one with the new bloke.

My first crush was on John Nettles when he was in Bergerac. We used to watch it as a family on Saturday nights. I still remember getting a little thrill when the first few bars of the theme music began. Once my mum cottoned on, she invested in a VCR and then weekends were spent watching videos of The Sound of Music and other wholesome productions. Bless my parents, it must have been un-fucking-bearable to have to sit through those until bedtime, but they did it to preserve my chastity. Because obviously there was a real possibility of a their daughter hooking up with him....

I really liked Bergerac. Didn't have a crush on Nettles though. He lives not that far away from me in the grand scheme of things

(Googles 'where does John Nettles live')

Actually, he lives in Devon these days. But until a couple of years ago he lived just outside Stratford Upon Avon.

He lives next door to my Auntje Mabel

He has lots of animals including a donkey called Hector.

Is Hector's mate Hemione ?

I'm making a guess that may be a Harry Potter reference? I haven't read any of those books. I saw the first film, thought it was crap, so gave avoided the whole thing ever since

I actually prefer the second bloke to Nettles. He was also in the original Messiah which was really good.

When i was a kid it was the Sweet Valley High books. There wasnt exactly a lot of diversity in them though.

Yes, I saw that on Google What I want to know, is do Mr Nettles and Hector have anything in common?

Helena! I knew I liked you - but which Wakefield sister were you?

I cant say because of my RL name

Jess I have told you about Mr Stinger previously.
Seth Hector and Hermione mated and are now the proud parents of a hectorine

A new SVH book used to come out on the first Thurs of each month . I remember racing into town at lunchtime to buy it each time.