AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

Why can't they be more like dogs? Throw a ball and they're happy. Throw a ball with my lot and they just argue over who the ball's Rightful Owner is

Mine are like dogs. Will happily chase a ball round. Until they fall over the arm of the couch and faceplant the floor...

Mine are too competitive. It would instantly become a free for all with lots of sour grapes and bad winners.
They like to make incredibly complex games up with a never ending list of rules they constantly argue about/add to. Sometimes i think I'm more of a referee than a parent

My oldest is 7, then I have a 2 year old and a 1 year old. So DS1 either plays with the little ones nicely or disappears to do his own thing away from them (lego, xbox etc) and DD And DS2 play nicely together most of the time.

Shall I wait outside until the conversation gets back to the smutty silly stuff? If it ever does....

You can sit on the naughty stool in the corner until Jess comes back to give you your spanking.

Royal will supervise. If you cry, no pudding after lunch

I can't quite bring myself to spank DrSeth right now - my right hand is aching from over-exertion...

The Dr will see you now....

But how will we find out if it will ever work again, DrSeth? Are there any exercises you could suggest?

Many. But it might be necessary to go private.

Private as in the plural of? Am terribly confused. I thought there were just some balls I could gently squeeze in order to firm things up a bit....

Nurse - the screens.....

You want your ex-wife to watch?!

Talking of arguments earlier upthread when i was working at a sex chatline office 14/15 years ago we had a caller book a call and he wanted to hear two women arguing. So he booked a two girl call and another woman and i got on the phone and staged this HUGE argument for him, completely improvised. It was SOOOOO funny. Bloody hilarious . As good as anything that used to be on Whose Line is It Anyway even if i do say so myself.

I wish we had taped it. Mind you for all i/we know he may have done and a recording could be floating about somewhere.

We weren't married. Bad enough without that (and she wasn't really a nurse, I was just being daft about that, what with me being "Dr").

Helena Probably a rather nice break from the norm, too.

Yes it was.

Helena Did you have to do that thing where you pour water into a bucket while telling your client you're having a pee? I read about it somewhere

Helena As I have been single for six years, could I possibly ask for your phone number?

I miss a good argument.

Obviously.

No. Had an old electric toothbrush by the phone which we would pretend was a vibrator though.

And used to have to hit the desk with a ruler during domination calls. Those plastic rulers that used to have Shatterproof printed on them.................not shatterproof.

Seth

Do I spy an opportunity to employ the phrase 'Oooh, you're classy'?

Except I don't want to. I quite like Helena ( unlike that peg-legged one...)

Quite like you too Jess.

helena I bet you have some great stories to tell

Yes but if you heard them you may never want to date again.