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AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 16/08/2016 17:17

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 23/08/2016 08:23

Tis never too early. Or too late.

HerRoyalFattyness · 23/08/2016 08:25

I feel like I've been up for that long. I have insomnia coupled with a pukey 2 year old and a 1 year old who gets up at the crack of dawn.

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 23/08/2016 08:26

I'm a awful sleeper. Always have been, pills do nothing. a few bong hits, on the other hand

Any other shit sleepers get to a point they feel all giggly and high? It's what I imagine meth must be like

Hugs and confetti for all! Feeling very lovey dovey and DH is at work so can't annoy him

HerRoyalFattyness · 23/08/2016 08:31

All the time. I end up so tired I'm no longer tired. Hmm

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 08:31

special. Yes, sometimes it's almost fun....almost.

Royal. Who's Dawn?

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 23/08/2016 08:33

Special I misread your posting. I was going to offer a home visit so you could see what Seth was like. Now I see you wrote meth. Sorry, don't have any of that. But I'm sure I am far more enjoyable.

HerRoyalFattyness · 23/08/2016 08:34

jess some idiot that thinks making the birds sing and the sun come out is a good idea Hmm

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 08:40

Am just laughing at DrSeth's attempts to break up a girl fight on another thread. He's not having much success ....

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HerRoyalFattyness · 23/08/2016 08:45

Is he really trying get though or is it half hearted because he is secretly enjoying it?

HerRoyalFattyness · 23/08/2016 08:45

Random get in there.

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 23/08/2016 08:46

Jess Those two are pathetic. My current favourite is the 1950s princess on the dating thread. Priceless.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 08:51

You're on a dating thread?! (I feel a flounce coming on)

Seriously, though, I was on that thread but left it because it took a very odd turn.

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ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 08:52

royal. He was definitely enjoying himself!

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StillDrSethHazlittMD · 23/08/2016 08:55

I have dipped in (ooer) the dating thread over the years. Hadn't been there for about a year so thought I'd see if it was the same old. Pretty much.

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 23/08/2016 08:59

Give me a link to you breaking up a cat fight Seth and I'll come over. We can laugh delusionaly in exhaustion and make Jess jealous

StillDrSethHazlittMD · 23/08/2016 09:02

It's over. When I tried to break it up, I got turned on. When Jess tried, one of the miscreants apologised and regretted her behaviour. All hail Queen Jess

HerRoyalFattyness · 23/08/2016 09:05

(is that even how you spell it?)

All hail queen jess

SpecialAgentFreyPie · 23/08/2016 09:06

All hail Jess! Mother of...
...

Gilmore Girls!

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 11:09

To be fair, they were arguing back and forth (with much use of the word 'classy'), DrSeth stepped in to intervene & they both turned on him, so technically, he actually united them.

Why is it that people who used the word 'classy' never are? And what does it even mean? Which class? I may start using it instead of 'flounce', particular if Glitter returns (narrows eyes at DrSeth suspiciously)

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SpecialAgentFreyPie · 23/08/2016 11:19

Classy obviously means you dress in a school uniform daily. Duh.

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 11:22

special. Aha! You learn something new every day!

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SpecialAgentFreyPie · 23/08/2016 11:27

*Plucks hint of school blouse

Classy as fuck, I am.

How is everyone this morning

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 11:36

I'm shattered, Special - am not sleeping at the mo and hoping it is just a temporary side effect of quitting the booze. On the upside, am feeling very spacey and trippy & I didn't even have to phone the local dealer. So there's that...

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SpecialAgentFreyPie · 23/08/2016 11:46

Always a positive! Congrats on abandoning the bottle. Throws confetti, because, reasons

I'm feeling very much the same way. I've had severe insomnia for years, and when I go through these stages of literally no sleep I start to get 'high.' I'm just giggling at everything right now. Which makes this thread the perfect place to ramble nonsense.

Unfortunately, the kids selfishly feel I should pay attention to them. Little fuckers

ItShouldHaveBeenJess · 23/08/2016 11:49

We have much in common. My DS is exactly like that. Why?! You'd they bloody depend on us or something. Utter selfishness.

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