AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

I also like baby carrots. If that is all that is available.

wombatt Come on in. I think I have frightened DrSeth off with my voracious sexual appetite. So no more voyeurism (sighs).

Jess i am flattered you have a girl crush on me. 😀

Does this mean I can run off with Seth?

Looks hopeful........

portia. I do have dark curly hair - and I know how you like that

I imagine DrSeth prefers insipid blondes, though like Glitter

I am blonde

portia. But certainly not insipid...

Glitter. Hi! . When you say 'run off', you had better be fast..... (puts trainers on)

This thread is so entertaining Thank you!

Jess Toat my collar and cuffs match😂

That's lovely, Portia but please do remember that DrSeth is vair naice and gets a little bit nervous around tone-lowering.

I should never have mentioned the damned courgettes....

I'm talking about my new shirt !!!!!

gets a little bit nervous around tone-lowering

A bit of advice, then. Best stay off Thread 8!

Seth, I mean. You're a lost cause Jess

I absolutely do not want DrSeth on that thread. Especially now 'names' have been mentioned (what the hell was I thinking? His mother!)

I also do not think afore-mentioned Dr will return to this thread. We have frightened him off women forever (perhaps he is enjoying a lovely long shower with a 5'2" personage currently holidaying in Wales?)

What I need want to know is: Which specialist field is Seth in?

I imagine him as a urologist.

special gynaecology, innit? Or at least I hope so....

Now I'm imagining him as that sex ed teacher from Mean Girls..

If you have sex, you will get pregnant. AND DIE.

special

He can give me sex ed anytime....

He is clearly not coming back. I imagine he is:

Shopping in Waitrose.
Out on his 'dinghy'.
Shagging Glitter
Completely freaked out because he watched 'Salad Fingers'
Playing croquet.
Meeting the Queen.

Or utterly horrified that this thread is still going. And will do until I/we get to 1000 posts.

Are you lot still at it?!

You should ALL get a room together, have a 3 day sex binge orgy, and get it out of your systems!

Jess There is a message from Mikey on tother thread for you. He says any friend of mine is a friend of his

Pacific Its that Jess she has insatiability

I thought she had her courgettes?

They have turned manky