AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

She has ideas about my bf. I shall buy a marrow for her!

Sorry Jess I am not blonde

And neither I am shagging Seth

Wouldn't say no though.........

Glitter. Do you think you we have frightened him off?

Will a DetermindlyStillBeingDrSethHazlittMD suddenly appear on MN?

How long can we keep a thread which essentially revolves around a male of the species going, when said male has exited the building?

Suggestive comments/lurid innuendo/random comments on anything whatsoever on a postcard please.

I certainly didn't frighten Seth off

I think he got frightened by your audacity and voraciousness Jess and sole interest in just his body rather than his mind

Glitter

I was also interested in his mind. Sort of....

I have to disappear briefly to do hideous RL stuff involving personages I would much rather no longer be involved with. Will try to keep positive images of DrSeth, courgettes, gin babies and bat phones in mind to get me through.

'Girl babies'?! I meant gin jelly babies! Oh dear. Am more flustered than I thought.

Fuck. I didn't even do a typo in the first place! Okay, breathe....

Jess I've been quite lucky

Hello all. Sorry, real life stuff called today. None of the things on the numbers list from previous page though!

Hmmm. Am suspicious. And convinced it was Glitter....

Why is my iPad screen so sticky? DrSeth?

Dunno. You been enjoying some porn?

This iPad is ancient. Porn is a rather unsatisfactory experience on it trust me, I know

Maybe you've been playing with those courgettes

But I always leave the cellophane on. Keeps it clean...

Mazy

Like a courgette condom!

portia Day?

I was about to suggest we attempt to raise the tone, but have just discovered that Connor and Caitlin may have 'hooked up' in more ways than one and am truly disturbed.

Who?????

.The flora dance

Terry Wogan?

Erm I may or may not live in said late lamented Sir Terrys song area

portia I was actually in that once. With a boy called Ricardo (don't get jealous, DrSeth - we were twelve)