AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

I apologise. I was being immature. I am feeling a bit under the weather today and am working until 8pm.

Will let you off. Am incredibly tired after terrible night's feverish dreams of DrSeth non-sleep. Only another four and a half hours to go. Hope that cheered you up.

Jess I know who you were dreaming of !

portia. Ssshhh. This is special. He does not need to know of C.O.B, Musical Mike or the one with the hat/barn. They were merely Plan Bs. (well, maybe not C.O.B - it depends who 'gets there' first)

You gave me a biscuit?!!!!! Why thank you, tis my first!

So it is acceptable for you to play me off against Glitter/Helena/AF but now you're getting flouncy because I may have other suitors to consider?

back at you.

It was meant to be chocolate. But for some reason, I misspelled it as biscuit. Slip of the fingers

Slippery fingers? (feels slightly distracted)

I'm up for hair-pulling and scratching if any one wants to take me on (I imagine Glitter would never indulge in such unseemly activities)

Depends on ones hair length perhaps...........

Mine's fairly short but not balding

Jess did you buy those courgettes?

Ex OM had a duvet with a silouette of lovers entwined on it.

Evening, Helena
Evening Glitter
Portia We do not speak of courgettes on this thread.

I don't wish to know what you want those courgettes for

I love courgettes. They are my favourite vegetable. I find them very filling.

Am going to have to switch to laptop as adorable DS has snapped my iPad cable. Please excuse typos.

Jess Courgettes are baby marrows and you know what happened to that marrow

portia. baby marrows? You mean they come in bigger sizes? How very interesting.

Yes they transport them in wheelbarrows

portia. With a 'alive, alive oh'?

Oh yes

Methinks you two should have the room

It's a filthy rhyme I made up while gin soaked and happy

Just popped in and feel like a voyeur
See ya'll later

I admit I do have a girl-crush on Portia. She's schmokin'....but sadly very committed to her rather handsome BF.

wombattoo. this thread is all about the voyeurism.