AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

Love Donna Summer! no way Hose to Oh oh my sex is on fire too obvious

Don't worry, Crone, you've got the job. But this is a case of 'slowly, slowly, catchee monkey'.

Also, would you be offended if someone else took over the music? While my personal taste leaves a lot to be required (hides Scooootah, Busted, Alanis Morisette and Ms Aguilera under sofa), yours is..... I get the appropriateness of a 'ring' themed song. Just not that one.

Crone. Am very sexy witch. Those stereotypes were designed to undermine us.

seth don't be getting all Groomzila on Jess 'K?

I put a spell on you (Nina Simone)

I hope you too aren't going to be demanding

What about wedding favours? They are always a fascinating subject pukes in bin

Just a bottle of liquor, mini Champagnes for seths side and dishwasher Jelly babies Gin for us lot?

crone dishwasher jelly babies? Is this a MN thing? Like moon cups and penis beakers? pukes in bin again

You get your everyday bottle of Gin ( no need to go fancy) open pour some out, put your jelly babies, skittles, pear drops whatever in, seal WELL, pop in dishwasher on 70 degree wash! TA DA

As if I, me, myself would lower this matrimonial thread with talk of penis (peni ?) In beakers! Really Jess !

I like to lower the tone whenever possible. And I can go lowwww.....

Jess the bat phones just gone off. Olympic class, one occupant, wearing a fedora.... I'll have to go I think seths on the run . Will be back with full and detailed report in the AM

I think seth is snuggled under his White Company duvet having a wank perusal of Lark Rise to Candleford.

See what Jess meant about lowering the tone.

White Company? I've told you I'm not posh. My current duvet set is from House of Fraser, admittedly, but it was 40% off in a sale.

Am looking forward to seeing said duvet, DrSeth

Am looking forward to seeing you seeing said duvet, Jess

As delighted as I am that you appear to have decided 'It should have been Jess', I would also like to point out that we are past the 500 posts mark. And we really should crack on.

I'm up for hair-pulling and scratching if any one wants to take me on (I imagine Glitter would never indulge in such unseemly activities). But where is crone and her bat phone?

You can do some other washing as well as the duvet, thanks.

Are you suggesting I'm dirrrrty?

I do hope so.

No, actually I was just glancing at the washing basket, the duvet cover is trailing out of it because there's so much washing and ironing needs doing. So if you can sort that out for me, that'd be great.

Uh-oh. Run for hills and LTB!

Do you own a washing machine, DrSeth? Or are you suggesting I become one? prepare to get posh little face slapped

Tee hee hee

He giggles like a girl? While expecting women to wash his crusty bedlinen? (starts to lose interest)