AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

Helena Oh yes

We have your isn't interweb number thingy. Who do ya think caught El chappy ? Who put the wind up Jason Bourne? Who caught Carlos The Jackal? Resistance is futile

Talking of originals and remakes the BBC are remaking old sitcoms as part of a 60th anniversary thing.

Im very interested to see Jeff Rawle (George from Drop the Dead Donkey) as Albert Steptoe.

"Summer is a coming-in..."

Helena Including Are You Being Served. Wish they wouldn't

So we'll never find you, DrSeth?

Obviously we can't contact your deceased wife, Ruth. But we could call your brother, Richard. Or your SIL, Alice. Or contact the lovely policemen of Cabot, Maine.

YY Seth i dont think Are you being Served was one of the best and it wont have aged well.

Ooh someone's been very busy in Google. Except Richard was killed by Alice's wife

Alice's wife? Sounds terribly PC for MSW. Tried to check facts but went a bit Googly-eyed.

Can you share why you identify with DrSeth?

And then I will share 'why it should have been Jess'. At length.

Alice's dad! Silly me.

He pretends to be a bit cantankerous but is funny and a very loyal friend. Like me!

Back-pedalling on that bike I suggested you purchase?

seth "Are you being served" is that a Freudian subliminal head thing going on? EH? Or is my mind in the gutter?

crone. It certainly is. Next to mine.

Crone Come again?

Jess you need to think Long and Hard about what you're getting into

Crone. Or what he's getting into....

Jess beat me too it. Filth

Imagines seth humming The Landlords Daughter from the Wicker Man
We may well have to Hurn him after the nuptials Jess
A ch, at least we won't be cold on the beach

Hurn him??
Burn him --bloody pacifist machine-

I shall be hot stuff

crone. Are we officially a coven? I do hope so. Have been wanting to employ my 'Tatania's Book of Spells' for a while now.

It was a 'secret Santa' present. I still have no idea why.

Disco Inferno? For the first dance or I don't want to set the world on fire (I just want to start a flame I your heart) or good old Johnny with Burning ring of fire ( I'd go with Johnny meself)

I'm soo on fleck with this Chief Brides person thang

It might be 'Tit' tania, actually. No innuendo intended. Merely saying.

Hot Stuff (Donna Summer?) surely

Oh defo a Coven. But unusually attractive like. None of your warts and hooked noses and what have you

Coven in the style of The children of Nature