AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

Jess tommorrow

On your bike and pedal quickly, sweetie.

I am not available for at least a week when I will have purchased hair straighteners/lost ten pounds/ painted toenails

And since when was Helena in the picture?

Mega flounce (since I haven't done it for a while)

OK, well, all bets are off for a fortnight to allow all necessary personal grooming to take place. And for me to buy a bike, apparently.

When Helena liked my menu that you didn't....

seth I liked your 'menu' from Page One.

Except soup. Pointless. Drink or eat. Do not slurp.

Have to RL for a bit. Back laters!

The soup is optional. I'm sure something else could be found

Helena is married Seth. Focus man!
Jess pot noodle is my own personal specialty. I leave the hot water in for an extra minute to make sure all the noodles are properly soft. I'm not a chef, but you'd never tell from my pot noodles. Anyway, I suppose I could do my excellent beans on toast instead. Or just toast - I don't want to over-stretch myself.
Seth I am most impressed at your (alleged) cooking skills. I might shag you myself after all that!
Glitter I'll eat your sticky toffee pudding that Seth so rudely rejected! You can keep the fish though, bleugh.

Diet So are you single then???

Give it up man....they will eat you alive as it is!

Haha, sorry Seth, I'm afraid you don't meet my very strict criteria (of being Keanu Reeves swoon ). Also no, haha! But I'm enjoying your singleness and impending romance(s).

Gow we all have to go sometime and what a way to go!

I'm back. Busy evening

glitter I love that you,ve come out as a pescatarian, it's one of my favourite words

Also in other news i'm thinking of starting my own "Women going without" group

Now about this beach hitching wedding... is the Olympic Class ship shape?

crone. Glitter is just pescy/pesky full stop.

Does that mean Chief Brides person post may be vacant?

Diet you are more than welcome to the sticky toffee pudding. Good to see some appreciation unlike Seth

Rolling why thank you, it is a great word. Usually have to keep defining it

Jess hi lovely

crone. You're in. In fact, let's plan the whole wedding without him. See how he gets out of this one.....

ugh, she's back

Hi, Glitter! Mwah!

Well I quite fancy dancing round in something diaphanous it's all about me however we need to be careful, We do not want full on Whicker Man

Wicker Man, one of my favourites!!!

seth This MN, all ports, airports and train stations have been covered since 23.00 hrs yesterday!

Ah, but they won't have my description or real name. They'll have to be very clever

crone (cackles gleefully)

DrSeth. You do get to have a little fun before the burning pyre.

(Why would Wicker Man be a male's favourite film? Am going to have to use a )

I take it you mean the original..........not the remake.

Ok we got the "Theme" the. Wicker Man Wedding

See how good I am Jess ?