AIBU to suggest that *AnyFucker* and *StillDrSethHazlittMD* get a room?

[ItShouldHaveBeenJess]

Because there's something going on there....

Also think Still should shorten his user-name. Tis too long....

Helena I've often read your postings (being childfree myself). Glad you're on this silly thread. I admire your honesty on your postings enormously.

Diet Well, to continue living vicariously through others, my dinner would be as follows, although this is more an autumn/winter sort of menu:

First course: roast parsnip soup with fresh bread rolls
Sorbet course to cleanse the palate
Main course: chicken wrapped in bacon, glazed carrots, green beans and parmentier potatoes with a white wine and dill sauce
Dessert: lemon roly poly

I know the latter sounds a bit odd but it's very scrummy and I think desserts should be scrummy. Even the bread rolls would be home made.

The vegetarian option would have to be discussed if necessary

for Helena, not you morally defficient lot! Come on glitter we need your menu not over invested st all

I can do the roly-poly bit but may struggle with the rest.....

I suggest:

Starter: Cup A Soup.
(What the fuck is sorbet? Ice? Have some ice in an unwashed mug)
Main: Pot Noodle (any flavour have a whole cupboard of 'em)
Dessert: As I said, roly-poly

chicken wrapped in bacon

i could never be a veggie.

Helena What about the rest of my menu that Jess turned her nose up at?

Push the boat out jess, chuck a pot of nutella and a can of squirty cream on the table

Thanks Seth and Gow

I like the sound of lemon roly poly.

And bread rolls. I miss bread.

Well, we're obviously awaiting Glitter's menu but I think Helena is looking pretty good at the moment (would you prefer carrot and coriander soup instead of the parsnip)? We may have a three-way race now!

I like parsnips.

Ive never tried Nutella.

I am pescetarian - fish but no meat

So my menu is as follows:

Starter: Garlic burschetta with roasted tomatoes and basil
Main: Lemon sole with samphire with crushed roasted new potatoes
Dessert: sticky toffee pudding

Gow I suspect Jess has other plans for the squirty cream

Sorry about everything you have been through Helena

Glitter You're back! Soooo good to see you!

Ta Glitter.

I love sole....

Glitter I love fish, but I'm not a garlic eater. Not overly fond of sticky pudding either.

Shall we all just hit the beach, grab some fish and chips, and sit watching the sun go down? Bit hot and sticky (the weather!) to stand slaving in the kitchen.

That's a bit of a warm welcome from you Jess

mmmm problem here Seth ......

Shall we all

who is all? why do we need all?

not very romantic, sorry

I was thinking Jess tomorrow, Glitter Saturday and Helena Sunday.

Jess before me

This is sooo gonna end in tears then AF can tell you all to LTB.....

I was trying to be as fair as possible. Jess did start the thread and when it became clear AF was counting herself out of the running.

Oh dear. Never does any good trying to please everyone, does it?

It is not about pleasing everyone, that just leads to trouble

Be a man and choose before I start doing the pick me dance