JollyX, thanks so much for telling me that I'm Prime Moose. That sounds like corn fed chicken, or ribeye steak! Anyway, no burger Patty. So thank you. Enjoy your date Jolly!
Foxtrot that's frustrating, keep busy not shopping necessarily 
and steel yourself - and message other irons :-/ I know what you mean about getting a thicker skin!! , I need more electricity for my forcefield. Need a turbine in my garden. That reminds me, mr renewable energy didn't reply to my last message. I think it's because he knew that I wouldn't fancy him and he didn't want to waste his time.
Roland oh no, he'll be right back to you, like a rat up a drainpipe!! or maybe he'll look at your photo and know it was a mistake. one can hope
I'm glad all the women on the thread approve of my jacket. I was thinking, for the gentlemen, a nice dusky pink v-neck tight fitted top underneath would be a very sexy feminine type of biker chic 
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I'm enjoying the breath of fresh air newer posters to this thread are bringing, and reading the funny stories. The names will sink in later! sassy Enjoy your date with mr french2 (was there a mr french1)? That's interesting, no word for 'date'. That does take the pressure off but can you imagine ''mamannet.fr'' est il une date romantique?? ou est PAS romantique?!?"... pages of that! :-p in actual real french.
Ocelot, sincere apologies for thinking lecturers had the entire summer off :-p kin cheek of me! 
Still at least a teacher would be free to work around YOUR schedule which is helpful! I was thinking of messaging that guy again, the one I told you about who wouldn't meet up with me, but with whom I exchanged messages for months. Silly man. See you + dob. I don't know why though. It would be pointless and stupid. I really need my book (mr unavailable and the fallback girl) to come. So, get ahead and meet ONE man before the end of April! I'm meeting mr canceller on saturday but I'm a bit nervous. He couldn't possibly expect me to have sex with him. I don't feel like we're fast movers either of us. And to me it feels like a getting to know you thing. I did say to him as soon as he suggested it that I'd get a taxi home and he said ''of course! I'll put you in a taxi' (meaning he'd pay, btu that's not necessary). I just want to give him one more chance. Bore me or impress me. Do or die! :-p ''all your lives are gone mr canceller''. I'll text him that from the back of the taxi???
shameandregret your funny, it's good to hear somebody sell Tinder, because that's my last line of defence. Knowing tinder is still out there stops me throwing in the towel!