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Joining the Dark Side

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 14:53

I've had it. I've caved. I'm sick of being nice to idiots and bullies, i'm sick of not being able to tell them them to go fuck themselves. So here I am.

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 17:37

Don't know why this is in relationships, sorry. Didn't have a clue where it fitted in.

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LovelyFriend · 26/08/2015 17:38

I had to go have a peep.

They have a topic "Are you being Badly treated". The OP/posters photos appear on the threads Shock

I did see an article about parents getting their 3yo's art as tattoos which is going to take some time to recover from

I did not see any glitter - for fucks sake! But I'm not interested enough to go back and look again.

Many of the posts I read were illegible txt spk

Welcome RumTum

LovelyFriend · 26/08/2015 17:39

_Chat perhaps?

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 17:42

Hi Lovely Do you mean chat on here?

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Bubblebath01 · 26/08/2015 17:43

I really don't understand this thread, but it's fucking cheered me up.

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 17:45

I'm just having a bitch Bubble.

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Joysmum · 26/08/2015 17:48

I have a very unusual name and whilst it doesn't define who I am (that's way OTT), it certainly has affected who I am.

I think Clitoris is a lovely name btw Grin

HellKitty · 26/08/2015 17:49

Fanny-Clitoris?
Or is a hyphen considered vulgar?

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 17:52

Yes too vulgar. Take the hyphen out. Maybe replace Fanny with vulva.

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Grumpyoldblonde · 26/08/2015 17:57

Yes too vulgar. Take the hyphen out. Maybe replace Fanny with vulva.

You really do fit right in here!

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 18:00

why thank you Grumpy I think that name would look quite fitting on a CV. Especially if your going into gynaecology.

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Bubblebath01 · 26/08/2015 18:08

I'm all for bitching RumTum, Wine nearly missed the strike of wine time.

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 18:14

Well, that' settled. I've only been on here for just over half an hour and no sign of any huns, darlings or annoying finger waggings. And plenty of F bombs to keep me amused. Flowers for you all Grin

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 18:28

I've just returned to the discussion. Someone stop me please before I tell them to fuck themselves with a banana flavoured dildo.

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Bubblebath01 · 26/08/2015 18:30

Dare

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 18:33

that's naughty Bubble Shock

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Smilingforth · 26/08/2015 18:38

It gets worse!

HellKitty · 26/08/2015 18:39

Double dog dare!

Grumpyoldblonde · 26/08/2015 18:41

Ah, go on! Anyway, now you are here, do have a little nosey around the other topics, although I will warn you, if you take a look at classics you will lose days, months even

iggy155 · 26/08/2015 18:44

Can't believe the dark side let calling someone who had a termination a murderer slide but pulled you up on saying sod!!

RainbowFlutterby · 26/08/2015 18:46

Do it do it do it do it do it!

And report back Grin

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 19:35

It's getting very catty. Think I feel a ban coming on

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mamaneedsamojito · 26/08/2015 19:46

Think of it as an MN initiation test... Wink

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RumTumTuggeress · 26/08/2015 19:52

Apparently i'm passive aggressive and have a chip on my shoulder. Hmmm

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SuffolkNWhat · 26/08/2015 20:21

Have PM'd you Rum