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the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:18

Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

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MikeSpilligan · 09/06/2015 21:12

Yy - She was too dignified to be desperate.

Wideopenspace · 09/06/2015 21:15

Sebastian the solicitor is this guy, right? With his amber flecked eyes..

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PolarEyes · 09/06/2015 21:18

My rusty French led me to believe I needed to look for property documentation. All Rex's family are deceased (even the living ones). Curiously we never inherited a bean. Or so I'd been led to believe...

Sleepyhoglet · 09/06/2015 21:18

This Fred is the best ever!

Only1scoop · 09/06/2015 21:18

Lovely Friend

I just have to say your name In my best Father Ted voice.

Totally off subject

Sleepyhoglet · 09/06/2015 21:18

Xxxxlittleslut I am choking with laughter at your horse stuffed into a wedding gown post!

BitOfFun · 09/06/2015 21:19

Their was insider dealing going on from the first post of the first thread, I think, Mintyy. It just got repeated later on, so we could more fully appreciate it, I presume.

BitOfFun · 09/06/2015 21:20

Oh PolarEyes, do you think there might be a wicked Aunt and Uncle involved? Shock

LovelyFriend · 09/06/2015 21:22

Oooh say it again scoopy

LeBearPolar · 09/06/2015 21:23

My mind drifted back to Jim gazing passionately into my eyes. Like a faint shadow, it crossed my mind how much better looking he would be as a Rifleman. That green uniform! I then idly imagined him as a James Bond villain, and couldn't help picturing Sebastian as a suave James Bond, undone bow tie draped casually around his neck, martini glass in hand. I shook my head firmly. What was wrong with me? Had I forgotten how DEVASTATED and HUMILIATED I was by Rex's betrayal? But I couldn't help wondering who would play XXXXlittleslut in the film version, the rights to which Hollywood was even now fighting over.

the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on
Only1scoop · 09/06/2015 21:27
Grin "You are ALL looowwvvvvllly friends"
Mintyy · 09/06/2015 21:28

Oh really Boffy? I thought first 5 posts from DESPERATE were graphic descriptions of her losing her lunch.

LovelyFriend · 09/06/2015 21:29

and sigh!

BitOfFun · 09/06/2015 21:29

Lindsay Lohan, perhaps? Rupert Penry-Jones is Sebastian.

PolarEyes · 09/06/2015 21:30

Gosh BitofFun, gosh. The possibilities are just endless. I just wish with all my heart I could control how this all plays out. But I can'tSad

MrsSheRa · 09/06/2015 21:31

Is WannaBe on this thread? I noted a post earlier that shared suspicion about another thread in the Relationships section.

If it's the one I'm thinking of, I was also suspicious several days ago.

plumstone · 09/06/2015 21:31

Later that evening,

DD has just strolled in after exercising Dobbin and practising her rising trot, and excitedly tells me that Jim smiled at her today, so she's off to find him. I gaze into her eyes to see that excited expectant look that I am sure Lovely Friend was wearing earlier this evening, that should only come with the innocence of inexperience.

Momentarily distracted by the vibrating of my phone, I feel the heat rise as I remember Jim earlier and wonder if he will tell her or will I.

It's Sebastian all brusque and business like, then his voice immediately softens as he hears the fragility in my voice, "Cannes mon ami, immediatement" Slamming the phone down I am incandescent at his presumptuous nature and flop deflated (unlike Rex and Lovely Friend) into the overstuffed sofa, opening the bastard's 1982 Chateau latour and wonder if the the nipple lasses, and crotchless panties I bought for Dobbin would work on on the amber-flecked eyed barrister who has been haunting my dreams.

plumstone · 09/06/2015 21:33

Casting post: could xxxlittle slut be a cougar? More for aesthetics but I am thinks Kim Cattral.

And if someone could find a character for Michael Fassbender...... Xoxo

plumstone · 09/06/2015 21:35

Also I mentally imagine Sebastian as a silver fox type Maybe George Cloony but English and more suave!!

Only1scoop · 09/06/2015 21:36

You know the little bit that's really making me chuckle where troll said 'lovely friend is here by the way ....and says 'hello' and you are all amazing"

Or something similar Grin

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 21:41

i am WEEPING at ' exercising Dobbin and practising her rising trot,'

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 21:42

Oh le sigh

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BitOfFun · 09/06/2015 21:42

Mintyy , I'm pretty sure it was in the same post that the DB's cat-sitting requirements were mentioned. Early doors, anyway.

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TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 21:44

the story so far

Our heroine has discovered her solicitor is actually a man, her daughter MIGHT have been lying to her about her AS levels as she swoons over a handsome stable boy, who in turn made a pass at our heroine devastéé

Daughter 2 is going to train Dobbin to enter Rio 'Lympics ( this really makes me HOOT)

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MikeSpilligan · 09/06/2015 21:44

Yes plum- def a more suave Clooney type.. I'm wracking my brains.

Also lol at wides pic of Sebastian.