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the Sordid affair thread - the 'story' goes on

549 replies

TealFanClub · 09/06/2015 17:18

Ok for those of use who were just settling down to catch up on it..

here is what happened next

I told daughter one - I coudnt keep the pretence going any longer, and my lack of appetite and sallow appearance was a giveaway.

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IthoughtATMwasacashpoint · 10/06/2015 16:46

mane not name!

Mrsmorton · 10/06/2015 16:48

I'm loving the eye flashing.

GinSoakedBitchyPony · 10/06/2015 16:52

I'm loving "La plume de Rex's tante". Howling here.

plumstone · 10/06/2015 16:55

Back to not France.....

Rex, after sending the video to littleslut leaned back in the leather upholstered revolving chair and waited for the familiar ping of an email.

Damn it where was Rexslittleslut - she never takes this long. Glancing at the Cartier Ballon Bleu wrist watch he noticed it was nearly four, time for a martini, taking the original oak stair case two at a time, we halted abruptly at the top of the stairs, listening intently to the strange meowing coming from DD2's bed room, as his sun tanned forearm leaned towards it, it flew open and DD2 stood there looking somewhat flustered - "Oh Pa, I am just off for a quick shower"

Nodding sagely, Rex watches her pad off down the hall to the bathroom. Gripping the martini glass he leans against the bedroom window pane revelling in the coolness of the glass against his forehead, and slightly pissed off that there was only vodka in the bedroom friday - Geraldine knows he prefers gin in his martini - honestly she had seemed so distracted lately - he must have a word when she gets back.

Staring aimlessly into the garden, he notices a small figure sprinting through the west paddock and vaulting the fence at the bottom, "hmm Maybe I am too harsh with him he is a fit young man, and to be able to run like that from a standing start - well maybe there is more to him than I thought"

With littleslut still not responding - Rex continue to lean on the cool pane, his martini addled brain filling with images of Dobbin, Jim and Littleslut

TealFanClub · 10/06/2015 17:01

is sebastian the lawyer

this is my own story and I am utterly LOST Grin

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plumstone · 10/06/2015 17:06

Teal - Seb is the lawyer/barrister/half french/ace lover - I love fast character development

TealFanClub · 10/06/2015 17:07

HOW is he French and working here

stamps foot

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LovelyFriend · 10/06/2015 17:20

Gin I think it's Rexslittleslut who is clenching the pearls - ahem!

cafesociety · 10/06/2015 17:25

Crying with laughter here......

brokenhearted55a · 10/06/2015 17:25

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plumstone · 10/06/2015 17:30

Teal - calm down - he is half french Father was english and mother French (hence the potential love internets for DD 1 or 2 can't honestly remember) His mother abandoned him age 13, and he ended up stuck with a crusty old father who didnt show him any affection and stuck him in a school with Rupert, which we don't talk about. Boarding school introduced him to part time homosexuality with younger boys and he dabbled in beastiality, feelings which when drunk, come to the fore and have to be squashed!

plumstone · 10/06/2015 17:32

Meanwhile in RL - Gin - love Rivals - loved Taggie total girl crush - down trodden, yet beautiful and got her man and totally reformed him and he ends up loving her unconditionally for ever and ever and ever!!

plumstone · 10/06/2015 17:34

sorry - should be his illegitimate half French son is a potential love internet - wow I am actually confusing myself

PaperBox · 10/06/2015 17:54

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goddessofsmallthings · 10/06/2015 17:59

That would be a Camilla Parker Knoll sofa, wouldn't it PB?

PaperBox · 10/06/2015 18:03

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DoorToTheRiver · 10/06/2015 18:07

Little Slut squealed like a cat as she felt Rex inside her and she purred with delight. Meanwhile...in the same room at the same time Little Puss was creating kittens with Mr Tom Cat. Shock horror - the orgasming cat noises were genuine!

TheWildRumpyPumpus · 10/06/2015 18:14

The OP had to be the most obvious troll message I have ever seen in my many years on MN.

Enjoying this thread though!

ItsNotAsPerfectAsItSeems · 10/06/2015 18:15

Or Camilla Parker Grassy knoll in order to attract the more discerning conspiracy theorists.

DoorToTheRiver · 10/06/2015 18:20

How about Camilla Parker Troll!

GinSoakedBitchyPony · 10/06/2015 18:22

Not surprised that Little Slut is squealing like a cat - again - with those pearls she's clenching up one end and Rex 'inside' the other.

Camilla Parker Knoll Troll Grin

SpunkOnMyBouquet · 10/06/2015 18:45

Thanks for the name change inspiration, sylvanians

EvilTendency1 · 10/06/2015 18:51

Fortunately I read the other thread before it was zapped.

Up yours to the OP who started it, I can't believe I fell for it hook, line and sinker Angry

Bloody Trolls.

LovelyFriend · 10/06/2015 19:01

We can have a little TrollDev inspired name change club. Ooooh!

LovelyFriend · 10/06/2015 19:02

Tracey Emin-inspired wedding memento feature in the lower drawing room
Star Star Star Grin

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