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Should I ask him up here?

494 replies

sourdrawers · 17/05/2015 12:06

Look I know it's Sunday and the sun is shining.. But pleease I need some encouragement . I posted my story on 'what's the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you?' thread yesterday and feel it's time to look wider for help.

Cutting long story short - bloke I fancy lives in garden flat below me. Pretty sure he's single, another neighbour reckons so too. Me, hung washing out on my balcony (mostly undies), windy day, they all flew off and landed in his garden downstairs. I plucked up the nerve to go down there ask him if I could get them, he agreed very nicely offered to help. I refused it and sprinted through his place, to garden, picked, (I thought), all my washing up and was leaving hurriedly, managed to catch bra strap in door handle, they all fell on his floor and I banged head on his living room door. I gathered up all items again and ran home burning with embarrassment.

Day later, knock on door, I answered in old jogging bottoms, filthy old vest, and cat shit, litter tray shovel in my hand. It was him, with a pair of my huge, grey baggies in his hand. He gave them (lovely smile) to me, and made a witty remark. Told me his name and that he's a plumber etc.. I, through half-opened front door , snatched nix off him, in tears of embarrassment. He left saying if he found anymore he'd bring them back..

Anyhow couple of days on and I'm calm and looking incredibly gorgeous, his car is downstairs and I have leaking tap. Should I ask him up here???? If so, how?? WTF do I say??

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Handywoman · 21/05/2015 08:25

Good work! Grin looking forward to hearing more later!!!

PorridgeIsYummy · 21/05/2015 08:25

Fantastic!! Well done for taking the initiative - I am terrible for that and have missed out on a lot of fun because of that. It can be difficult for men to initiate sex sometimes (especially with a neighbour, I would imagine...). It sounds like you've had a brilliant time xx

Great sex - do I miss it...

Waltermittythesequel · 21/05/2015 09:27

Hussy! Grin

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andadietcoke · 21/05/2015 09:44

Waaaaaaaah! How very exciting (the sex, not some Prophet bringing people's husbands back). Well done you for taking the initiative. Whoop! I'll continue to live vicariously through you. Enjoy your recovery and recuperation today Wink

hellsbellsmelons · 21/05/2015 09:51

OMG - loving this!
You go girl (again!)

FuckYouChrisAndThatHorse · 21/05/2015 09:52

Not the bloody prophet again?!

We don't want them back! We want new neighbours and sake!

Penguinsaresmall · 21/05/2015 09:59

WTF? (monica I mean..)

And yay to sourdrawers. Nothing like waking up a bit sore on a sunny day Grin

alongcamespiders · 21/05/2015 10:03

So pleased to hear that prophet saliva can return abusive husbands to their wives. I will definitely send him all my money.

alongcamespiders · 21/05/2015 10:04

Woods, *salifu

CheersMedea · 21/05/2015 10:05

Well you certainly don't need any help to find the stopcock!
Lovely update OP. Glad you had fun.

DoorToTheRiver · 21/05/2015 11:29

You had a great night then, delighted you had a good time did you let him have any sleep Will he be coming back upstairs to return your underwear again

Are you seeing him again then?

EveryFrickingNameIsTaken · 21/05/2015 11:38

Argh, I read up to 8am this morning then had to dash before I could post. Just came back to congratulate the OP and there's been post deletion. I always miss things. Sad

But, good on you OP. Particularly the suffocating him with your norks part

Also, the puns Grin. Hilarious!

hellsbellsmelons · 21/05/2015 11:42

Don't worry about the deletion Every it was just another post about a prophet who is happy to be paid to make your cheating Ex get back with you and that you will be grateful for that! Grin

Lweji · 21/05/2015 12:16

So, were you down there the whole time, did you go to the top floor at some point?

GingerbreadBaubles · 21/05/2015 12:20

Brilliant update slutdrawers sourdrawers, love a 'happy ending' Grin

lunar1 · 21/05/2015 12:23

Love the update, disappointed I missed the prophet! Now the big question, has he messaged you yet today?

Lottapianos · 21/05/2015 12:39

What a fantastic thread! You are brilliant sourdrawers and he sounds lovely. How exciting Grin

EveryFrickingNameIsTaken · 21/05/2015 12:41

Really? How much does the prophet want? I'd give anything to have my cheating dickface ex back. Seriously, where do they get this shit from?

Yeah Sour has he text? Come on, stop working and give us more details!

idontknowmyusernameanymore · 21/05/2015 12:46

Love this thread, well done OP!

Four125 · 21/05/2015 16:28

And Sour? You must have finished work by now?

yougotafriend · 21/05/2015 16:45

I can't believe sour has managed a full day in work after being awake shagging socialising most of the night!! Hats off to you I'm the same age and would be (and have been) destroyed by similar activities.... You are an inspiration Grin

BitOutOfPractice · 21/05/2015 16:46

Yes I can't believe it either!

sourdrawers · 21/05/2015 17:27

You're all lovely.. I love everyone today.... Just got in and I can't believe I did it either, any of it... Utterly shattered, but still walking on air here..

He was (once I got him in gear) quite considered and took his time. Was a lovely night, very relaxed and the conversation flowed he's so easy to talk to. Very funny and loads of stories as he should have.. He's also got a finger missing and is rather well endowed - did I mention??? As if I forgot???

Well, even if it ends tomorrow at least I'll know I can still get some. (If I sling my nix off the balcony enough times that is)! He called me today asked me about weekend. My DD is back from Uni and wants to have some friends over for Eurovision. Capt Birdseye said they can use his flat and have a BBQ or something and we can go away for the night.

Is that too far too soon? Very excited but anxiety creep going on.

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