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Mooncups and Anal Sex Ooh er

122 replies

ATempName · 21/03/2015 15:14

Simple question really. Can you have anal sex if you have a mooncup inserted up your vagina? Would it still be comfortable?

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AnyFucker · 22/03/2015 21:23

Christ, is this thread the new Penis Beaker ?

How grim

Koalafications · 22/03/2015 21:29

It's about as funny as 'penis beaker' AnyFucker

FriendsAreBetter · 22/03/2015 21:31

I don't think it's grim. I don't get to talk about mooncups or anal sex with my friends in RL, why not on mumsnet?

AnyFucker · 22/03/2015 21:32

why don't you talk about it in RL, FAB ?

is it because it is fucking grim by any chance ?

AnyFucker · 22/03/2015 21:33

this is RL, btw, and our posts are here to be shared all over the internet with fuck knows who and available to see for all eternity

there is nothing much more "real life" than that

FriendsAreBetter · 22/03/2015 21:40

No, not because it's grim. I don't share much of my sex life with my face to face friends, it's not something we talk about.

Sometimes the relative anonymity of the internet helps me understand I am not the only one who uses a mooncup or has had anal sex and enjoyed it.

Justwhy · 22/03/2015 21:43

Except, perhaps, people knowing who you are?! Slightly more real life is real life I would argue.

Mooncupshagger · 22/03/2015 21:45

AF I have a lot of respect usually for your no-nonsense approach to supporting women on the relationship board. But referring to mooncups and anal sex as fucking grim does just come across as really really judgemental- clearly there are plenty of us who find neither of the subjects grim at all and perfectly ok things to talk about. I mean the clue is in the thread title, don't join in if its not your thing.

And for the record, personally I do have a few RL friends with whom these topics would be acceptable conversation. But like a lot of people feel easier talking about these things via the anonymity of Internet pseudonyms.

AnyFucker · 22/03/2015 21:49

what is grim is having this thread shared all over Twitter which is the point I came onto the thread (I was ignoring it before then)

can't the oversharers just tone it down a little...or else cue the next round of frantically cock-rubbing inadequates piling onto MN to troll the fuck out of it

has nobody learned any lessons from the last bout ? < sigh >

AnyFucker · 22/03/2015 21:52

for the record, the OP of "Penis Beaker" got outed in RL and thoroughly regretted her foray into anonymous oversharing of stuff that should have stayed inside her own head

Mooncupshagger · 22/03/2015 21:57

So you want people who are perfectly comfortable discussing these matters, in an adult and mature manner- factual and not tittilating- to moderate their conversation because the trolls just won't be able to help themselves? You know what that sounds like, right?

How about we blame the trolls for trolling, and not the people they troll for "attracting" them by having a perfectly acceptable conversation.

AnyFucker · 22/03/2015 21:59

I have said my piece. I'm not the boss of you guys. Blah Blah. Grin

handfulofcottonbuds · 22/03/2015 22:00

Perhaps the intention was another penis beaker accolade?

Anyway, I may be not modern enough but if you're that way inclined, why not just use a tampon for those moments? Or wait a couple of days?

FrancesNiadova · 22/03/2015 22:08

As said by our own dear Queen? Blush

Noteventhebestdrummer · 22/03/2015 22:33

The whole idea sounds like a messy shot in the dark to me Wink

ShonaOCasey · 22/03/2015 23:48

bit harsh AF
can't people post what the heck they like on here?

TheJiminyConjecture · 22/03/2015 23:50

Is the Twitter link what attracted dear old Jake the personal trainer? Confused

Pipbin · 23/03/2015 00:04

Who is Jake?

molyholy · 23/03/2015 00:44

If you're using a mooncup and getting shagged up the arse, will you not feel like a bowling ball?? Wait a couple of days ffs.

The1whospeakstruth · 19/04/2015 13:26

I know it been a while since you asked but I can confirm personally my experiences say yes, as much as we don't like to discuss these things some women are comfortable with two penis' one in each hole so having moo cup in would not be an issue. When I tried I put a towel down but we had no spillage ect. :)

NotLoveActually · 19/04/2015 17:49

My dh used to be a bit partial to asking for bum sex, I didn't mind it, once in a long time while. One night he romantically suggested it, but I got out my rampant rabbit and put it up his bum first. I can still recall laughingly him going 'I don't like it! Take it out please! with a face like this Sad I really can't remember him suggesting it since Grin

NotLoveActually · 19/04/2015 17:52

ooh, posted that message before I got to the end of the thread. Twitter!!?? Confused wtf??

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