Lets talk about porn [blush]

[trinity2]

Hi, need some help, my sex life with my husband is well just not happening and its really embrassing but I was thinking of some ways to spice up our love life and porn was one idea but I have never watched a porn and have no idea where to get one and what I would get as I have always been a bit prunish but I don't know any ideas of how to bring that loving feeling back about two babies please help!

oh parp

hehe! GO to a small video shop (not blockbuster) or try Ebay?

sorry but pmsl at "prunish" did you mean prudish???

if you have never watched one then dont think porn will brign back romance

Buy the daily sport?

ROFL cod

Yeah I can do that, I'm as prunish as they come, or not come I guess

cod, you parped....

there's a free site called xnxx.com that is free from spyware etc and caters for erm many different tastes. YOu could have a look and see if anything does it for you.

(blame dp for site)

oh fgs go adn talk to your husband

Watch come dancing - there are a couple of tasty chaps on there that could getyour fire started

(yes, am drunk)

lol@ blame dp...

Sorry pepperpots I'm dyslexic so I can't spell. ThedaVinciCod, who's talking about romance!

I'm a bit of a prude or a prune too! There's quite a surprisingly large porn section upstairs at HMV near the computer games section, but it's abit embarrising sometimes as lots of teenage boys hanging arround!
I have two babies too and there'as nothing more unsexy feeling than beeing covered in food, puke, mud, crayon etc... good luck to ya!

I wasn't taking the piss by the way just have had a little drink and am extremely giggly sorry it just tickled me i am very sorry if you took offence

I would try to get a bit more sensual and romantic with hubby, massage, more foreplay. Take the pressure off and don't always aim for the big event.

I don't think a 4some with hairy 70's style pornstars oohing and ahhing in german will do much for bringing back that loving feeling. Ok there are all sorts of videos but I don't think they would help much unless you are both into them.

If you want something sexy try a new mag Scarlet, read some of the "cliterature" before DH comes up to bed. .

Oh thanks ponder wouldn't it be better if we were all prunes!(sorry just realised my typing mistake, really shouldn't post after drinking wine!!!! I just need to get some loving back before my marriage is just sooooo bring and we become friends rather than lovers, does that excitment ever come back?

let's not and say we did.

que?

My advice is, pretend he's Brendan

(OMG, I crack myself up)

Is it worrying how quickly I clicked this???

I'm guessing you aren't rhino...?

Blockbuster disturbingly DO have dodgy films (normally with comical titles like Blair Slut Project...). I have NOT watched them btw.

Pirates of the Carribean/Caribbean??? does it for me

Oh pepperpots didn't take it personally honsety my spelling makes me laughs too. Also had a few glasses of wine so cheers

PMSL! Blair Slut Project!

The best title I ever saw was, 'The Starship Intercourse'.

Muffy the Vampire Slayer and Good Will Humping spring to mind too

GDG-Guess you really like Brendan

Scarlet is online too!

Dump the kids and book into a hotel for the night, pretend you don't know each other in the bar and drag each other upstairs.

Or some other mad senario .

The starship intercourse so whats the plot!!