Pah! I am strangely jealous. So far he's signed the.....
....narrative statement!
Which is mostly cut and paste from his CV. People get annoyed on here about paragraph-deficient people, imagine having to read four pages without breathing!
Here's my Christmas carol stealth boast right back at ya!
On the First day of Separation my fuckwit sent to me
a Petition by way of Form D
On the Second day of Separation my fuckwit stated to me
Two Years separation
in a Petition by "quickie divorcee"
On the Third day of Separation my fuckwit sent to me
Three Form Es
Two pages of decrees
and a Petition approved by court-ey...
On the Fourth day of Separation my fuckwit sent to me
a finally signed Form E
Three further decrees
Two questionnaire-seys
Not one with his own signatur-ey
On the Fifth day of Separation my fuckwit sent to me
A finally signed statement-ey
Four pages of narrative-ey
Three decrees of fuckwittery
Two solicitors see
Can't control the imbecil-ey.
On the Sixth day of Separation his "shs" sent to me
Five pages of interrogations
Four repeated questions
Three false allegations
Two pages of deficiencies
And copy of the nisi
On the seventh day of Separation
WWK had a rest from it all.
That's four form E's, One Answers to questionnaire, replies to three schedules of deficiencies and one narrative statement.
Only two documents are signed.
The Form Ev4 by the shs. It looks like this ~
And his narrative statement! Which looks like this f^4@w&t^
She does sign all her questionnaires/SoDs to me though. So I wonder if they both think they have found a loop-hole.