My ex called my lady garden a 'guy'...gay?

[Nais83]

Been wondering a while but my last ex called my lady bits a guy......we were playing in the bedroom and he touched me and said 'hey little guy' ......this was a guy who went to bed with a teddy bear and hot water bottle and told me he peed sitting down....I stayed with him for a year despite him being a workaholic but all this stuff confused hell outta me...any thoughts??

Some of the stupidest things I've ever read, right here on this thread.

'Hey little guy'

What a turn off

My DH sits to pee, it stops piss spraying on the seat and floor. Since when was not wanting to wipe up piss a gay trait?

OMG !

Gay as windows, obviously!

Does he drink halves?

The last homophobic comment I saw from you was on a thread without "gay" in the title, MrB, so not convinced by that excuse.

nais83,
does it matter?

Obviously this thread is bollocks, I just wanted to say that I love 'gay as windows'. :-D

I'm gonna start describing people as parts of houses now... Straight as doors. Kinky as walls. Pan sexual as dado rails. Bi as a fireplace.

Love it :-D

I thought MrBuscuits was being sarcastic - how wrong was I. What a weird attitude.

i think a man having a teddy bear is odd, but then I am slightly mistrustful of any grownup having teddy bears

but still why do you care

now he is an ex OP why dont you ask him?

I dunno but often cuddle my teddy. its hasnt got wondering hands or makes me too hot

"I don't do political correctness"- MrB don't bother trying, it's actually impossible to be "politically correct" (or, just correct, actually) about homosexuality and gender when you're a sexist homophobe. You'd be here all day trying to get it right. Save your energy. Definitely.

Sitting down to pee is "gay"? some folk obviously believe this nonsense!

You sound a bit sexist to be honest.

DS is gay, dunno if he sits down to piss or not but he does drink pints and he doesn't have a teddy bear.

As gay as windows? ROFL

I thought "gay behaviour" was soooo last century. Aren't we all a bit more enlightened now?

obviously not

Perhaps just leave it as 'He was a right old oddbod'?

Wowzer what a lot of replies... I should have clarified that other people have since commented that he may be gay..I am not homophobic and am bi myself so I wouldn't ever make offensive comments on purpose. Just gonna read through replies properly and write again x

Pmsl castlemilk yeah a reet ol oddball

I don't know any gay men that own teddies or sit down to wee. I also don't know any gay men that enjoy 'lady bits'.

I also do not care enough to stew over what sex my exes are now sleeping with.

Such a bizarre thread. I'm a bi sexual myself. I wonder if people thought they had my sexuality all figured out when they noticed one day I drank a pint of ale and another day, order a cosmopolitan

Can't quite get my head around the point of this thread. OP, seriously what are you asking? And as others have said, why do you even care? You can't see why your gender/sexuality stereotyping isn't offensive?

Pahahahahaha having a teddy is gay behaviour

Could you elaborate MrB? You don't need to be PC for my sake, I am just genuinely interested to learn more about how stuffed toys have the power to turn one gay?
Is it a chemical that's slowly realised so if you still have a teddy by 13 then you like the same sex?

Is it just bears or does each animal have a different effect? How about a stuffed giraffe? Hmm I guess they are a little phallic?!
Please do tell me more!

A little weird but. nothing to suggest he is gay so far (unless he is calling out a guy's name when dtd I know a woman who's Fwb does that )

Mr biscuits-

Are you a time traveller?? Did you travel here from 1956? I bloody hope so. That's where your comments belong.

He's not displaying 'bloke- ish' behaviour....yep, got to be gay then. Defo.

It's personal as to why I care...I have already apologised for sayin gay as I put it without seriously considering the offence that may or may not have been caused. As stated previously many people have concluded that after I shared my story with them not myself yet it has made me confused.. He slept with the bear, cuddling it, he was a bit of a spoilt mummy boy, his parents being very rich (new money but worked for not just aquired). He lived away from them and though I spoke on phone to them I never met them... All his phone bills, all his correspondence went to his parents home five hours away but we're paid for by him not them. He even kept his passport there... He fell asleep once during bedroom stuff due to his workaholism and as well as calling lady bits a guy he also beep beeped on my breasts....what a joyful and bizarre man lol