My ex called my lady garden a 'guy'...gay?

[Nais83]

Been wondering a while but my last ex called my lady bits a guy......we were playing in the bedroom and he touched me and said 'hey little guy' ......this was a guy who went to bed with a teddy bear and hot water bottle and told me he peed sitting down....I stayed with him for a year despite him being a workaholic but all this stuff confused hell outta me...any thoughts??

Sitting down to pee is just normal and this is what every man should do at home or when visiting a friend. Less smell (the urine drops bounce off when they do it standing and then later one wonders about the smell of the urine).

Are teddy bears only an indication of male homosexuality? Maybe lesbians sleep with Barbie dolls.

I found some Lego in my bed the other day. What does that mean?

You like building bridges???

Haha I loved the reaction that got

Did you MrB?

Righty ho.

A man sitting down when he pee, is feminine.
A grown man sleeping with a teddy, is feminine.
A man referring to the lady garden as 'guy' is a bit feminine too.

I wouldn't be surprised if he was gay.

Then you mention he fell asleep during the deed.
And he makes Beeping sounds on your breast.

Individually it wouldn't necessarily mean gay; but with all of those 'traits' together, he is gay.

Well, he's a twat, for sure.

I was only joking, please don't gang up on me.

I don't think the guy is a twat just a little misguided thats all

I don't think any "traits" prove a person is gay, apart from

1. Fancying people of the same gender
2. Wanting/having sex with people of the same gender.

You can do whatever you want, paint yourself rainbow coloured and roll in a feather boa, but if you don't do 1 or 2, then you are hetero.

'Traits' is probably the wrong word to use.
But according to my 'gaydar' the OP's ex is gay

Yonicscrewdriver lol brilliant x

Oh my god, this is just bollocks! My only 'trait' for being bi is that I sleep with women as well as men. I wouldn't tick any stereotype boxes for being gay/bi, but I still am. Completely agree with you Gilbert

I have many teddy bears and I'm not gay. I don't sit down to take a piss unless I've got an erection. Everyone's different- hey, who knew!!!

How does it work when you have erection lol

Is it not up when you sit for a wee?

If one tries and pisses when erect and standing then one is going to piss on the ceiling, etc. unless one pushes one's penis down with one's hand until it starts to get flaccid as the stream flows.....if one is sitting, one can angle it down and hook it under the seat a bit easier.

Hook it under the seat?! Eurgh, I hope you wash it before you put it near your DW!

I'd imagine that it's a 'morning glory' issue.

if one is sitting, one can angle it down and hook it under the seat a bit easier

I feel sick

I've got a train set. Does that make me a lesbian?

He sounds like what you described him as - a spoilt mummy's boy.

The fact that other people have diagnosed 'gay' when you told them about his various character traits is only proof that lots of people believe that certain things are sure indicators of gay.

Banging blokes, or fantasising about banging blokes, are about the only sure indicators. If you didn't catch him doing that, you'll have to live with not knowing.

Hook it under the seat

Hahahaha hook it under the seat?! Probably was my fault by putting gay in the title and therefore causing waves

...It's pretty big, so that keeps it manageable until it returns to a flaccid state.