Secrets we want to tell but can't

[LizzieBelle]

There was a thread on here a few months ago which was full of confessions and secrets that we can't tell in real life...My secret is that I know the neighbour on one side of me is having a naughty affair with the neighbour on the other side of me. As soon and the husband goes to work and the kids go to school she's off with the single dad on the other side of me...

Has anyone else got a secret??

Oops! wasn't finished.
Thanks Laska, I'm still

I don't for 1 minute believe old kitty has anything incriminating at his house, he's had plenty of time to sweep it all clean. If there was even anything there at all before.
Better the Police try to use what they already have against him. I'd also imagine it's gone beyond ''should the police want to speak to me''
If they've raided a house then there's a pretty good good chance that they will want to speak to the owner

carbe I will be fine, sometimes just feel very down but i can control it. Thankfully!

I have wondered if I should just re-do my exams. Probably should so i don't feel so guilty.

Hmm with bf there have been a couple of things i have questioned in my head but because i went out with a cheater before I am just wondering if i am paranoid from all that happened in the past.
I'd seriously doubt he can ask me about the pic because why would he admit to having a pic of his ex wife in his bedside drawer?!
And if he does ask i will say "no? what are you talking about? What was the picture of, something nice?"
;)

Fermentedgrapes - Hope you are OK and I did laugh about the photo! What a bastard keeping it - she would probably hate that he had it too so you have done her a favour!

Let us know about condom watch

I actually think there might have been more photos but i heard him coming down the hall so i had to be quick! However, now if i see any more i cannot touch them.

Yes, I will update on condom watch.

Blimey, Fermented, you've had a rough day I hope your mind gets settled one way or another - it is vile living with that AIBU feeling! (I've been there too often - and I never was BU, but those are other stories.)

Cliff sold his houses & rationalised his business three years ago, didn't he? I reckon he was ahead of the game ... he only kept the house in Portugal; he bought apartments in England and Barbados. The Algarve has a few stories to tell, I should think - that is surmise, btw, based on the number of links I've noticed over the years.

Sorry, wrong thread - Cliff, not Fermented

Of Course the police went in unannounced you dick head. They generally find it best not to give notice so that people can't hide incriminating stuff .

Sorry I couldn't get my password right to log back in but someone told me The tennis celeb I hinted at is having his place searched but it's a bit blooming late isn't it...

What are they expecting to find about an incident 30 yrs ago?
It'll be interesting to see if more victims speak up. If it's true, I hope they do. It's just horrendous that these vile creatures were allowed to get away with it.

Back to secrets though... Me and DH split up 1 month ago.
We haven't told hardly anyone because we work in the same office. We've been alright so far, but today I could feel his resentment for my freedom.

I do have another secret that I was told by another ex-footballer but it's about a footballer that died and has a young family so chose to keep under my hat. Instead I'll confess that I have a magic wand ( look at love honey)that I keep hidden and hubby doesn't know I have. Best bit of kit ever.

Is a magic wand a vibrator ?
I used to sell Ann summers to supplement my first job after uni.
I gave it up pretty quickly, but not until I had amassed about 6 vibrators to promote.
I'd never used one. Didn't fancy it at all. Used to sell lots though.
In the end I didn't want them in the house (what would any future boyfriends think?!), and didn't think you could sell these things second hand (!) even if they we're ex-display models. (Who'd believe that?!)
So they went in the wheely bin. Wrapped and boxed in as much packaging to hide their true identity as possible. (What would the bin men think!?!?)
...ok, ok, I did try them out first.
...Ok, I may have kept hold of one for a little while longer.
(But not much. They are noisy, aren't they?!?)

Oi missus, it was on sale as a muscle massager but soon people found it had many other uses. It's fab but noisy and only comes out when the family are out the house. Funnily someone said to me a couple of weeks ago I should be an ann summers rep as I could teach some of the young girls (or boys) a thing or two...that's why my mumsnet name is muckymoo.

Did you enjoy it. The ann summers parties that is?

Re your putting them in the bin I drive round the neighbourhood and put the packaging of my sex toys in the public bins upon receipt...

Ha ha ha! Public bins - a wise move !
Did I enjoy it? It was a long time ago. I was better at entertaining and making sure the ladies enjoyed the party, than at selling. After a couple of months, it just became too much effort. Ann summers didn't do post returns etc, so then I had to do lots if driving about after a party. It wasn't worth it. I used to make. £40-£60 a party (20 yrs ago) but then had two or three trips after, so it wasn't particularly profitable. And I wanted my weekends back.

Plastic bits of packaging = chop, chop, chop. Cardboard bits = shred in shredder. So I've been told!!!

OiMissus, have a look on love honey , it's amazing what's about now!

My ex now was really shit in bed. He had a big cock which he thought was brilliant but he didn't know how to use it. I used to think of tom hardy or jason statham to try n get off.

Darkesteyes glad you managed to find an escape from marital celibacy. I am trying to do the same but living in the goldfish bowl of marriage limits my opportunities.

Hi ten My affair ended in Jan 2008 after 4 and a half years. Im still with DH but nothing has changed.

I've just spent 4 hours snogging someone's face off. Meeting boyfriend tomorrow who's been working away. I am bad bad bad horrid untrustworthy person.

ten Its explained in more detail here.

everydayvictimblaming.com/submissions/my-mother-misogyny-men/

I have conquered the comfort eating and lost 3 stone since i wrote this last year.

I'm actually really quite sad that the WAG referred to above is apparently so horrid. I always thought she seemed lovely. They present as a really nice family.

Just posted this on the wrong thread

Another secret. I've never ever had an orgasm with a man. Ever. Every relationship I fake it because I don't want them to feel bad but I just can't reach one with a man. I can on my own no problem. My current DP is wonderful and I love our sex life. But I would never tell him because no matter what he tried it would never work.

Sadly the abuse I suffered as a child stole that from me. To some degree I think I carry my inability to orgasm like a shield. No man can make me. If actually like my current DP to be the one I could with. But I just can't.

What a moving essay, Darkest. Thank you for sharing it.