Evening all! How are you all?
How are you lovey? Salukis hold a very dear place in my heart, my lovely old granny used to look after three of them while their owner went to work. Such beautiful, elegant dogs. You lucky thing you! I am a lab fan as a rule, but one day I would love to belong to a Borzoi. I saw one locally a couple of months ago, so rare up here. T'other half was affronted when I ran after the chap walking him to give him a clap. (The dog, not the owner). Gorgeous, he was.
I have been troughing all day too. Some kind person brought in some Deans shortbread selection boxes. I may or may not have had at least 15 biscuits today. I've had some chicken, the same recipe as last week with the Tomino cheese. It was that fine, it's worth another punt. Baked tattie with sour cream and some asparagus. I have some lemon San Pellegrino to wash it down.
baby Thinking back, shiny white must have been responsible for a lot of nasty laundry. It was the scourge of our school, shiny white. Little boxes dispensing 4 inch square sheets of scrapey hell. It can't have cleaned or moulded into the nooks properly. I never pooed at school, I used to get stage fright even having a pee. 
Your school shirt saga made me smile. In our day there was a wee shop, imagine right old fashioned with thousands of little wooden drawers and a very strict awd biddy running the show. If you had dared to poke your hot wee hands in a drawer I suspect she would have bitten them off at the wrist. They had all the local mams over a barrel. It was Academy policy to get your uniform from there and there only. However, we were all very smart. Aaaaaaargh. I sound like my mam.....
ma enjoy your sleep over! Sweet dreams.... wonder who what you'll dream about.... Anyhoo, wishing you dreams of lots of rampant interficherin. My wankbadger has stood me up again, but I'm actually thinking it's no great loss. One day...
Bloody crumple crumple crumple. You are not wrong! I truly believe it kept our jannie in a job. It blocked the loos, it was perfect for stopping up the sinks for the lads to flood the place cos lets face it, the stuff was waterproof and it confettied every corridor in the place.
little I predict you will be very rich by bedtime!
guggs how's it going with your mam? Are you sailing on a sea of calm? I hope you have filled your day with lots of distractions to keep you busy and stress free. 
Hello catkisser! How are you lovey? The lovely folk on here taught me never to look back, only forward. When you have a bad day, pick yourself up, dust yourself down and haud gaun. That is keep on, straight and true. Don't look back, you'll torture yourself with thoughts of "I should have..." or "I wish I hadn't...". Know that I am on hand to patch up any scrapes, give you a shine with me chamois or give a bosie. One day at a time, lovely, one day at a time.
faire your tits oot amendment made me And the Broons and Oor Wullie! I used to love a Sunday morning. Them wis the days... I got my moral compass from Little House On The Prairie, The Waltons and The Broons. I really wanted to be like Oor Wullie but he had the potential to be a wrong 'un. Heart in the right place but easily led I reckon. I wonder what became o him? I bet he and Fat Boab ended up in Barlinnie for shoplifting from Farmfoods or something.
I am aware that is blasphemy. I am sorry. but I suspect I am right
Little and I are away to have a profiterole or two. Catch ye in a bit. Today I will not be drinking.
Bosies for all of you and hope you know that you are all keeping me going at the moment. Rocks. Each and every one of you. xxxxxxxx