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Dear STBXH

973 replies

WellWhoKnew · 10/05/2014 22:44

Thank you for trying to save me costs of divorce by selecting a solicitor for me and by covering their costs, you are doing me a favour, I know.

Thank you for being fair by offering to take only 40% of the assets in my name to enable a quick resolution to the end of the marriage, which is what you want.

Of course, I realise that the assets in your name aren't mine because you are the man. Sorry you are THE MAN. I do keep getting things wrong, so I perfectly understand that you want a divorce.

All the same, thank you for offering me a speedy divorce by asking me to agree that we have been separated for two years so that I can move on with my life. Okay, we both know it's less than two weeks in actualment since you walked. I remain in shock but I'm so grateful that you have my best interests at heart during this difficult time.

So, Soon To Be Ex-Husband, thank you.

Because you are a twat and I'm so much better off without you.

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NotQuiteSoOnEdge · 28/07/2014 18:35

Blimey. He got your costs?! He must have really annoyed your judge! Congratulations!!

myroomisatip · 28/07/2014 18:57

Grin Grin Brilliant!

FuckTheMagicDragon · 28/07/2014 19:05

Delurks to wave flags! One step further on to complete freedom - physically, emotionally and financially!

Meerka · 28/07/2014 19:39

oh fantastic!

Is this the interim hearing then? will you have to go back?

congratulatoins and super! :) I hope you are feeling good, tonight

ooerrmissus · 28/07/2014 19:46

De-lurking to say hoo-bloody-ray and boo sucks to STBXH!!! Fantastic news!

nespressofan · 28/07/2014 19:52

YAY! Celebrate!

Bogeyface · 28/07/2014 19:57

:o

It never ceases to amaze me just how stupid these "clever" men are! When will they realise that judges have seen it all before? That they are not easily manipulated by some self appointed legal expert who has never been in a court before never mind had legal training? That being a PITA before the hearing has even started is not going to endear you to the very person you are relying on?!

Morons!

ChameleonCircuit · 28/07/2014 20:04

He's an expert in pissing people off, isn't he?!

So glad you've had a small....victory?....success? Not sure what to call it.

Currently doing a mental cheerleading thing for WWK.

mummyof2munchkins · 28/07/2014 20:05

Another de-lurker here.

I hope you feel happy and empowered tonight. Well done, you can hold your head up high. You have acted with dignity and honor and thankfully you dealt with a solicitor who knows their arse from their elbow.

Please be kind to yourself in the next few days. Its sometimes hard to handle the adrenalin come down. It doesn't mean you are going backwards, just your body adjusting to the stress starting to leave your system.

Please be proud of yourself and your ability to handle this.

Very well done - you're one hell of a roll model.

RunLikeSomeFeckersChasing · 28/07/2014 20:09

I've read and quietly cheered you on but never posted. Boy did he piss off that judge. I translate his admonition to "I should be playing golf but I'm here instead because you are a cunt. So you can pay. Cunt. Now FOTTFSOFATFOSM."

WellWhoKnew · 28/07/2014 20:53

He has pissed off a lot of people in recent months - not least of all me!

For whatever reason, which I will possibly never really know or understand, he upped and left in the most deceitful and unexpected circumstances. Pretending we had a future, whilst all the time preparing to exit.

That sort of cowardice, and viciousness, utterly destroys a person and everything you think you believe in. This is the person I trusted the most, who knows the most about me, that I loved and admired, and whom I was the most vulnerable to. It has floored me in the last three months - I am not ashamed to admit that. I thought I was a strong person, in a strong marriage to a man with strong principles.

I have been utterly blindsided.

But I can't say strongly enough: there's so many of us around - and I can't thank those women enough for getting through it and coming back and telling us 'it gets better'; you will heal; for providing support and advice, or for just a little 'KOKO'. Your experience benefits us (although I'm sorry you had to experience it).

I never thought I'd write (didn't even know I could) about the hell that being abandoned is - but it is not just the emotional: the absolute fear of how the hell you are going cope with the practical aspects, and also what it actually means to get divorced when you don't want to get divorced (I'm not contesting though) and how the hell you are going to keep the wolf from the door. I had no concept of what divorce means - I had never thought about. Although my divorce doesn't start until later in the year (I'll keep writing, I think!), today has given us both a reality check:

I can't be bullied by him any more. I don't have to live in fear of what he might do. He's done some awful things and it hasn't worked. My SHB thinks he won't change, that she'll be representing me in the final hearing. I sincerely hope not, I hope he can see sense and start co-operating, and quit with the dirty tricks.

I'll be sure to come here for a rant if he disappoints!

I'm one of the lucky ones because I can just about afford a solicitor (despite his best efforts to leave me in punery). I salute any woman who has to deal with this on her own.

No drinks tonight (Back with the SHL in the morning to prepare for the divorce proper) but I'll raise a drink :

Get a SHL, add in a dash of SHB, a slice of grumpy judge, and dick of a STBXH: it's a sobering "cock-tale".

Chin, chin!

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Bogeyface · 28/07/2014 21:03

And for supper STBXH is having a slice of humble pie with dickcheese sauce on the side!

I reckon he will one of two ways. Either he will go into full on damage limitation mode, request further mediation and be fully cooperative on the basis of what happened today. Or....and this is what I think he will do.....his ego got such a kicking today that he will get even worse in order to prove himself right and the judge wrong. I would bet you a weeks shopping money that he is currently slagging off the judge right left and centre for being stupid enough to be manipulated by you!

Loriens · 28/07/2014 22:54

So glad to be reading this tonight, not glad that you are having to go through this but that the judge saw through his manipulation and awarded what is your right.
KOKO x

WellWhoKnew · 28/07/2014 23:29

Thanks Lorien. KOKO yourself. Catch up soon.

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Bogeyface · 29/07/2014 00:58

Sorry for being dim but what does KOKO mean? [old gimmer alert]

Thumbwitch · 29/07/2014 01:06

Keep on keeping on, Bogey :)

Bogeyface · 29/07/2014 01:13

I really hate that its so obvious once I have been told! Its like I should have known :o

Bogeyface · 29/07/2014 01:14

Meant to also say Thank You Thumb :)

Thumbwitch · 29/07/2014 01:18

No worries, Bogey - took me a couple of minutes to work it out too. Grin

AcrossthePond55 · 29/07/2014 02:04

Hee hee hee! Don't you just love to see comeuppance in action? It's not often we get to actually see what 'went around' actually 'come around.

Big Grin to you wwk, with just a little Wine since you're seeing the SHL tomorrow.

Onwards and upwards! Vivat! Vivat WellWhoKnew !!

Jux · 29/07/2014 03:05

Brilliant, WWK. What a team ThanksThanks Congrats and trebles all round!

Wickeddevil · 29/07/2014 07:20

Oh that is brilliant. Brilliant in the sense that your StBX has got his comeuppance, and utterly brilliant of you to have the strength to have got this far. Do KOKO with style.

PlumpPartridge · 29/07/2014 09:06

"This lady is not for turning"

I love that the judge actually said this Grin

By the way, was the judge male? I assume that your STBXH will be stunned by the fact that another man ruled against him - after all, you and your SHL are both silly women and couldn't possibly be right.....

TooManyDicksOnTheDancefloor · 29/07/2014 14:28

Delurking to say, have you heard the song 'my silver lining' by first aid kit? It should be your theme tune!
My Silver Lining

BeCool · 29/07/2014 16:32

WWK just read this whole thread - wow you are one impressive person, well done to date with this nightmare battle. I salute you.

Sharing a playlist here we compiled on MN/Relationships a while ago now - it was called LTB, but I think you will find many of the songs relevant: www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLK5-U6KSb1aGHNH2AUyvqGx_vWhQ4V_MT

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