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Delia's pancake batter recipe smells exactly like semen

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Apocalypto · 17/01/2014 22:06

OK so it is

110g plain flour
2 large eggs
200ml milk
75ml water
pinch of salt
dash of melted butter

Chuck it in the blender and leave it in the fridge all day and by evening the result smells exactly and I mean EXACTLY like fresh semen.

When's Shrove Tuesday again?

OP posts:
LlynTegid · 27/03/2025 18:53

Did anyone ever tell Delia Smith about this??

Letmecallyouback · 27/03/2025 20:41

Apocalypto · 17/01/2014 22:16

FWIW I'm reliably informed that fanjo smells like pencil shavings.

Figure that one out.

Well for Christ's sake don't put pencil shavings in your pancake batter! 😳

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