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Il a une liaison avec un actrice.

238 replies

LibraryBook · 13/01/2014 12:16

We are in France.

This is such a deplorable mess. We are not married but live together in an apartment that comes as a perk of his job. He has four children from a previous marriage. I have three children from a previous relationship. The actrice has two children from a previous relationship.

Does anyone have any advice?

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ForalltheSaints · 14/01/2014 19:34

I saw his press conference this afternoon. He seems to have a lot less charisma than the short man who did his job up until 2012. Though for the first time he spoke slowly enough for me to understand him (je parle un peu francais).

Lots of your fellow countrymen and women have come to live in London since you moved into the apartment.

TheGingerBreadWoman · 14/01/2014 19:41

Is the actress expecting???? Rumour has it she is 4 months along.....

bunnyfrance · 14/01/2014 19:54

Ooooh, that's a new twist, thegingerbreadwoman! Do you have inside information??

PetiteRaleuse · 14/01/2014 20:05

So sayeth Twitter...

LibraryBook · 14/01/2014 20:39

Ooh that would be exciting. A bebe might be a boost to his popularity.

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Thisisaghostlyeuphemism · 14/01/2014 21:59

Mon dieu- surely they would have used preservatives of some kind?!

Thisisaghostlyeuphemism · 14/01/2014 22:00

That would explain val's vapours.

Lweji · 14/01/2014 22:01

Oui, parce que les preservatives son 100% secure. Grin

coffeeinbed · 14/01/2014 22:04

And it would explain the peking of the whole story now.

Thisisaghostlyeuphemism · 14/01/2014 22:05

Mmm jam.

Surely that beautiful actress wouldn't want the potato/pizza mans baby? It's incroyable.

LibraryBook · 14/01/2014 23:50

Hopefully bebe Flanby will inherit maman's looks and papa's brains and not the other way around.

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NotJustACigar · 15/01/2014 06:37

Not sure i would even assume he's the one with the brains, though, considering what a crap president he is. Maybe we could hope she's been cheating on him with someone else Grin!?

PetiteRaleuse · 15/01/2014 08:50

:o at Papa's brains.

AngelaDaviesHair · 15/01/2014 11:09

Flanbebe?

LibraryBook · 15/01/2014 16:10

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-25743300

So he gets to carry on with his job and his love life is privee but her working life is curtailed .... grrr.

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Thisisaghostlyeuphemism · 15/01/2014 17:00

Unless he was the one who appointed her...

LibraryBook · 15/01/2014 17:11

Hollande should just make her finance minister and be done with it.

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PerpendicularVince · 15/01/2014 17:19

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Ownteethandhair · 15/01/2014 18:17

I know Daily Rail is dirty word on here ) I saw it in the dentist's) but have you read Quentin Letts' piece today? Snigger worthy.

Lweji · 16/01/2014 15:19

Mais, the probléme aujourd'hui c'est comme kick out la bientôt ex (BX or STBX) de la maison.

Elle veux lui pardonner et non pack ses bagages.

AngelaDaviesHair · 16/01/2014 15:42

Laisse les security guards presidentiels le faire. Ou Sego. J'ai une idee qu'elle serais tres contente d'avoir le dernier mot avec pauvre Val.

coffeeinbed · 16/01/2014 19:19

French Elle put Julie sur the cover.
That was quick!

jayho · 16/01/2014 19:47

il a eu surely (late to the game)(grammar pedant)

jayho · 16/01/2014 19:51

énorme sexisme relatif à madame treweiller comme toujours d'être une femme de carrière

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