DH's ' sexting' made me chuckle

[stranger111]

Firstly NC for this, pombears, sweetcorn rivers, centre parks oxo tower fun etc.

DH has been away with work for a few weeks now , signal isn't fantasic in the remote area they are in so without going into TMI I received one text from DH that said on the subject of a blowjob he can't wait for me to taste him again. TMI ? I know

I just burst out laughing , bless his socks does he not notice the stick it past your taste bud methods or the massive swig of wine taken afterwards . Don't get me wrong it's not like he lives of a diet of beer and garlic, but I don't like the taste... who does ?

Men huh

This is light-hearted by the way.

[stranger111]

Replies have had me chuckling away at work . I know it's not something that needs doing but I enjoy doing it and he enjoys receiving them so the odd taste isn't an issue !

I think we should contacts M+S surrounding our spunk and chive etc. flavoured range of crisps.

I also agree with the bleachy side taste

[NoArmaniNoPunani]

Vegetarians definitely taste better - that applies to men and women

[BiHubbyLondon]

It's all down to diet, but wife and I love the taste.

[Joysmum]

Yum, Bountys

Beware, don't use oil if you use condoms.

And we don't use flavoured lube as it can give you thrush. I'd read it couldn't but stopped using it and never had another incidence so I believe some can.

[beachside]

Meanwhile, maybe on mensnet there's a thread about guys not wanting to perform oral on their loving wives because of the taste. Bitter / fishy / slimy are some of the more, palatable, descriptives.

And many responders saying 'I wouldn't know what my Mrs tastes like, never done it'

Wouldn't be so great would it?

[MistAllChuckingFrighty]

Gawd, even a thread about blow jobs can be hi hacked by a whataboutthemenzer

How predictable

[FracturedViewOfLife]

There probably is.

[PigOnRollerskates]

I tried sticking it to the back of the mouth to avoid the taste once. It triggered my gag reflex and I threw up. Rather than puke in his crotch, I had to swallow the vom. Seriously - it put me off BJs for years.

Ex didn't even notice!

I can't believe I just posted that on an internet forum!

[MistAllChuckingFrighty]

Gosh, I don't think there is

Only idiotic MRA nobbers slag women off like that and they are to be found hanging out in FWR, not Dadsnet.

[iklFaceOfBooe]

If DH didn't like performing oral it'd be no biggie. Not like it's a deal breaker & I'd feel hard done by and go off & shag someone else because of it.

[TheCrumpetQueen]

You really think there aren't decent blokes out there on a forum somewhere saying they don't really love going down in their gfs/wives because of various things but do anyway in lighthearted banter way? Give over.

[stranger111]

Oh there is always one huh !

It was a joke, my and OH have a good sex life, don't worry I don't bully him and put him down for having spunk and chive flavoured sperm

[TheCrumpetQueen]

The worst is when they've had garlic or curry