DH's ' sexting' made me chuckle

[stranger111]

Firstly NC for this, pombears, sweetcorn rivers, centre parks oxo tower fun etc.

DH has been away with work for a few weeks now , signal isn't fantasic in the remote area they are in so without going into TMI I received one text from DH that said on the subject of a blowjob he can't wait for me to taste him again. TMI ? I know

I just burst out laughing , bless his socks does he not notice the stick it past your taste bud methods or the massive swig of wine taken afterwards . Don't get me wrong it's not like he lives of a diet of beer and garlic, but I don't like the taste... who does ?

Men huh

This is light-hearted by the way.

[TheCrumpetQueen]

The worst is when they've had garlic or curry

[stranger111]

Oh there is always one huh !

It was a joke, my and OH have a good sex life, don't worry I don't bully him and put him down for having spunk and chive flavoured sperm

[TheCrumpetQueen]

You really think there aren't decent blokes out there on a forum somewhere saying they don't really love going down in their gfs/wives because of various things but do anyway in lighthearted banter way? Give over.

[iklFaceOfBooe]

If DH didn't like performing oral it'd be no biggie. Not like it's a deal breaker & I'd feel hard done by and go off & shag someone else because of it.

[MistAllChuckingFrighty]

Gosh, I don't think there is

Only idiotic MRA nobbers slag women off like that and they are to be found hanging out in FWR, not Dadsnet.

[PigOnRollerskates]

I tried sticking it to the back of the mouth to avoid the taste once. It triggered my gag reflex and I threw up. Rather than puke in his crotch, I had to swallow the vom. Seriously - it put me off BJs for years.

Ex didn't even notice!

I can't believe I just posted that on an internet forum!

[FracturedViewOfLife]

There probably is.

[MistAllChuckingFrighty]

Gawd, even a thread about blow jobs can be hi hacked by a whataboutthemenzer

How predictable

[beachside]

Meanwhile, maybe on mensnet there's a thread about guys not wanting to perform oral on their loving wives because of the taste. Bitter / fishy / slimy are some of the more, palatable, descriptives.

And many responders saying 'I wouldn't know what my Mrs tastes like, never done it'

Wouldn't be so great would it?

[Joysmum]

Yum, Bountys

Beware, don't use oil if you use condoms.

And we don't use flavoured lube as it can give you thrush. I'd read it couldn't but stopped using it and never had another incidence so I believe some can.

[BiHubbyLondon]

It's all down to diet, but wife and I love the taste.

[NoArmaniNoPunani]

Vegetarians definitely taste better - that applies to men and women

[stranger111]

Replies have had me chuckling away at work . I know it's not something that needs doing but I enjoy doing it and he enjoys receiving them so the odd taste isn't an issue !

I think we should contacts M+S surrounding our spunk and chive etc. flavoured range of crisps.

I also agree with the bleachy side taste

[YouAreMyRain]

After 16 yrs with my ex, who's spunk tasted really strong and bitter, I was delighted to discover that my new DPs man fat is actually quite palatable and pleasant tasting. He is vegetarian, maybe that helps?

[Saturdaysunshine123]

embarassed despite the anoymity

I highly recommend using coconut oil as a lube. It makes everything ahemtaste a bit like a Bounty bar

[HippyTea]

I'm pissing myself laughing at this thread. I think this should be added to the list of things to read to help with depression.

NoArmani bahahahha

[munkysea]

The act is fantastic, the texture, taste, look and fact it shoots out? MAKES ME WANT TO VOM EVERY TIME. I just can't even.

[DaisyBD]

Twattergy it's linden trees.

[FracturedViewOfLife]

It can taste like sake....

[BerstieSpotts]

I can't say I've ever experienced that particular smell!

[UnicornsNotRiddenByGrownUps]

hahahahah NoArmani hahahha oh dear god

Did YOU just post that on an internet forum?

KouignAmann you are absolved....

[NoArmaniNoPunani]

The smell of it fresh is much better than the smell when it's been festering up your fanny for the night

[BerstieSpotts]

Yep, it's definitely the texture which is the problem. Although the taste is bleurgh and it burns my mouth/throat which would be my excuse if I needed one, luckily DP is the perfect gentleman and has never insisted He did once do it by accident and it wasn't too bad. I haven't been brave enough to offer since, though!

[Twattergy]

There is a small tree that when it flowers in spring really smells of spunk. I pointed this out to my ex partner once and he agreed. We called them spunk trees. Really potent.

[KouignAmann]

I never used to enjoy swallowing but my DP of two years has a sweet tooth and eats lots of cake and buns. It tastes sweet and delicious and he gets a lot more BJs as a result.
Did I really post that on an internet forum?