My OH always anal

[SnoozyAQ]

I really do love my OH and we have a great sex life but we always end up having anal sex neither of us can seem to have what I would call normal loving sex. Does this mean we are just in tune with each other or we have problems.
We can start off having sex where I feel we are proving we love each other but it soon turns into animalistic sex.

[KatoPotato]

Haha! lurkinglorna!

[NutritiousAndDeliciousFucker]

Hmmmmmmmm

Say no?
Ask for penis in vagina?
If you are old enough to be having sex you are old enough to talk about with your partner...........oh wait

[Strumpetron]

If you're not happy with it tell him.

Personally done right it's amazing and me and my partner enjoy it. Exes have tried but I didn't trust them enough so it didn't work.

If you like it, then just enjoy the sex you're having whatever the hole!

[Fluffycloudland77]

Plus they banned anyfucker and we're all in a pissy mood.

[TheDoctrineOfAnyFucker]

Good use of OH. One point for that.

[FuckeringNineToFive]

As long as he uses the penis beaker to keep it all clean I don't see the problem.

[FracturedViewOfLifeFUCKER]

"maybe you could try a therapist. i know this great guy in hull"

Ha

[BouquetFanjo]

Strap it on babe. Strap it on.
If he likes anal and all...

[AnyFuckingClue]

All I can think is the OP is heading for a rectal prolapse and, perhaps, her OH will not be quite so keen when she is has fecal incontinence.

[CharityFunDay]

How big's his knob ffs?

You're looking at several inches in diameter applied over a period of time to stretch your ringpiece to the point of leakiness.

Or so a friend says.

[GatoradeMeBitch]

Are you sure it's what you want to do in bed? If it's not, then talk to him about it.

He could be a porn addict who thinks anal is the 'main event'. Vaginal sex is seen as quite vanilla on porn sites. He could have some kind of issue. But you have to talk to him, not us!

[Handywoman]

eh? w'appened with Anyfucker

[GatoradeMeBitch]

She got banned. See the AIBU board.

[SheSellsSadShells]

It is Paul Dacre dressed as a blobfish....

[GuybrushThreepwoodMP]

I love it when Brian and Serial Technics pop up on a thread.
OP, do what you want love. It's your bottom. If your bottom is the way to your heart then so be it.

[Lweji]

I just want to point out that if you don't like animalistic sex, you could try plantalist sex.
Either throw his sperm to the wind or find a carrier. Bees seem to be very good, if a bit risky.

Alternatively, funghi have the most interesting sex lives, with loads of different genders.

And I'm sure there will be lots of bacterialist sex going on I'm your gut. Maybe that's why you like anal so much?

[GuybrushThreepwoodMP]

Lweji

[str8tothepoint]

Maybe he is gay, there is that scene in brokeback mountain when Heath Ledger flips Michelle Williams and anals her.

[GillyBillyWilly]

Ive got to say, the first thought I had when I read this thread was "hmm.. He's probably gay".

[GuybrushThreepwoodMP]

I had no idea that 'anal' could be used as a verb.

[str8tothepoint]

I, being a gay man, think it's very unnatural for a female to take it up the anal, you were given a vagina for that. I also think that it's very porno and thats why it is in porn vids, do you deepthroat, bukkake and gangbang aswell I wonder

[OhBabyLilyMunster]

I totally thought this was going to be about a husband who insists the dishwasher is loaded a certain way and only likes even numbers of tins in the cupboard.

Sigh.

[LondonNicki]

I think the word we are all looking for is...'anywaaaaaaaaay' ahem!

[EricLovesAnyFucker]

Str8, may I respectfully suggest that as a gay man you know fuck all about what women might or might not find 'natural' sexually?

It's precisely no more or less natural than gay men having anal sex.