My OH always anal

[SnoozyAQ]

I really do love my OH and we have a great sex life but we always end up having anal sex neither of us can seem to have what I would call normal loving sex. Does this mean we are just in tune with each other or we have problems.
We can start off having sex where I feel we are proving we love each other but it soon turns into animalistic sex.

[BigBoPeep]

haha wow.

[AndTheBandPlayedForAnyFucker]

Let the ice tray return to room temperature before refilling it and putting it back in the freezer? Anal EA xbf....( sorry )

If you do not like anal sex then I would say that continuing to allow it is a problem.
You can prove your love in nonsexual ways, fwiw.

[DownstairsMixUp]

If you are brave enough you can google... i unfort came across it when i caught my ex watching it. Not my cup of tea.

[cupcakeicing]

Mine too Shades.

[DownstairsMixUp]

It's when a group of people jizz over someones face basically

[redundantandbitter]

Holds hand up... Please sir, what is bukkake? I know the other two ... Two out of three ain't bad ..., (slightly nervous about showing myself up)

[DownstairsMixUp]

It's not Friday, come back tomorrow OP.

[killpeppa]

IM SCARRED.

I thought he was having problems with OCD...

[Lweji]

As would be for me to presume what is natural for gay men.

Ah, to anal or not to anal!

I'm looking it up on the next Oxford dictionary edition as a verb.

Also for a new synonym of anus, i.e. anal. E.g. take it up the anal.

[EricLovesAnyFucker]

Str8, may I respectfully suggest that as a gay man you know fuck all about what women might or might not find 'natural' sexually?

It's precisely no more or less natural than gay men having anal sex.

[LondonNicki]

I think the word we are all looking for is...'anywaaaaaaaaay' ahem!

[OhBabyLilyMunster]

I totally thought this was going to be about a husband who insists the dishwasher is loaded a certain way and only likes even numbers of tins in the cupboard.

Sigh.

[str8tothepoint]

I, being a gay man, think it's very unnatural for a female to take it up the anal, you were given a vagina for that. I also think that it's very porno and thats why it is in porn vids, do you deepthroat, bukkake and gangbang aswell I wonder

[GuybrushThreepwoodMP]

I had no idea that 'anal' could be used as a verb.

[GillyBillyWilly]

Ive got to say, the first thought I had when I read this thread was "hmm.. He's probably gay".

[str8tothepoint]

Maybe he is gay, there is that scene in brokeback mountain when Heath Ledger flips Michelle Williams and anals her.

[GuybrushThreepwoodMP]

Lweji

[Lweji]

I just want to point out that if you don't like animalistic sex, you could try plantalist sex.
Either throw his sperm to the wind or find a carrier. Bees seem to be very good, if a bit risky.

Alternatively, funghi have the most interesting sex lives, with loads of different genders.

And I'm sure there will be lots of bacterialist sex going on I'm your gut. Maybe that's why you like anal so much?

[GuybrushThreepwoodMP]

I love it when Brian and Serial Technics pop up on a thread.
OP, do what you want love. It's your bottom. If your bottom is the way to your heart then so be it.

[SheSellsSadShells]

It is Paul Dacre dressed as a blobfish....

[GatoradeMeBitch]

She got banned. See the AIBU board.

[Handywoman]

eh? w'appened with Anyfucker

[GatoradeMeBitch]

Are you sure it's what you want to do in bed? If it's not, then talk to him about it.

He could be a porn addict who thinks anal is the 'main event'. Vaginal sex is seen as quite vanilla on porn sites. He could have some kind of issue. But you have to talk to him, not us!