Where'd the thread go?

[CogitoErgoSometimes]

About not listening to the middle-aged male groomers in disguise? Pulled?

Yes, sadly, as I'd only read the first page. I thought there might have been a bit of a giggle to be had before it disappeared, but was too slow.

I haven't forgotten what you admitted about yourself though, Cog

Has it gorn?
Aww, was looking for some more pearls of wisdom from the OP
(Sad-face in nude shoes)

Never mind, there'll be another along in a short while, no doubt.

What a weird poster that was. Yes there ARE some middle-aged men posting on Relationships, but they don't tend to disguise themlseves as women giving LTB-type of advice...

Well I quite enjoy a fight :)

I must say the sound of your trousers tied up with string under your armpits 'as set my tiny heart a-flutter, Cog. How's about you and me, like, getting it on?

Haha cognito is a man. one wonders exactly what manner of man posts on mumsnet all day - my guess a lonely one. haha.

Takes one to know one Jagdkuh...

Haha, ok. do you even have a family or partner? perhaps you should spend time with them.

Cog, how did the prostrate exam go

See, I told you there'd be another one along in a minute.

Likes buses, innit

Smelly, sweaty, empty on the top floor.

Anyfucker still giving terrible advice regarding mental health issues? like how people with a.b.i have 'no excuse to be grumpy.' and other gems?

What did I miss, damn work getting in the way :o

Jag, I have no idea what you are talking and couldn't care any less.

talking *about

Not much. Just someone (a bitter middle-aged man?) warning people that the ones giving advice here might actually be bitter middle-aged men.

I miss everything.

Damn kid having shit to do. Does he not know I'm busy.

Did anyone find the cat? I bloody hope not

On what grounds was it deleted I wonder? Troll-hunting I guess. Could have been a fun one, that- particularly with the collection of grammatical inaccuracies which littered his stream of insanity.

Cog was outed as a grunting smoking-jacket-wearing naked-from-the-waist-down pervert though and for that may we all be truly thankful.

Smoking jacket!! How very dare you!!! I'll have you know it's a donkey jacket ..

Cats know where they're best off booster .

oh no, not the cat again.

See this is what happens when I don't report for MN duty. I take a fews hours R&R and some nincompoop (see what `i did there, AF) stirs it all up then poof, they're gone.

Right on cue jag crawls out the wood work....now where is cronulansw or whatever his name is?????

Not like him to miss a chance to bash regular, respected wise posters on here......