Where'd the thread go?

[CogitoErgoSometimes]

About not listening to the middle-aged male groomers in disguise? Pulled?

Damn. I always miss the fun

tall I was eating peanut butter on toast….

was it my post?!

if so, trolls.......or whatever they are called, had it on another site.

Nincompoop Central, innit.

I'll watch this thread for lolls instead shall I?

The cat is in the high up cupboard... I did tell him but his wife was too busy cooking his supper to check I think...

No, it wasn't my last post.......got rid, if I want to be in a nut house I'd spend more time entertaining them, which isn't an option these days, thankfully.

Sorry Wisey, t'was a reference to an AIBU thread I was reading this morning (while eating toast...woo...) and couldn't resist. I am a woman really, though had to play a bloke in all school plays at my all-girls school becuase so tall, and tried to get a balls-scratching moment into every production :)

Haha tall....just spat my tea out :)

My cat regularly licks the area where his balls used to be

Cog are you a man? You can't be!! I've got a mental pic of you as a woman!

Have eaten peanut butter on toast obvs

Ah the cog. chameleon, corinthian and caricature.

I've had and antibiotics and I think I prob need to just stop now.

Mumsnet - just one bit ol' Working Men's Club. Innit.

Big, not bit. Typing's a struggle with my big trucker hands.

Apologies to any real, bona fide truckers on Mumsnet. I'm sure you're lovely.

"My cat regularly licks the area where his balls used to be"

Just shit DH arrfing at that.

It's been a lively few days, I've definitely upped the usage of the word cunt just for artistic flair.

Ahhh. Here you all are.

What's been going on here then? Another numpty invasion?

Cogito, you are a man? It ALL makes sense now , so obvious!

I missed that thread, damn - like others, RL and kid related stuff going on.

Why has it been so troll heavy? It's not even the school holidays yet?

Cog I read your posts on relationships all the time, sound advice always given and I would never ever in a gazillion years had you as a man (not in that way obvs )

Cog is a gurl. She has a son that she gave birth to. I know cos she said so. .

Shit, what did I miss?

Cog cannot be a man you'll be telling me the same about AF next...

I got a boner goin' on here. Can any of you ladeez help me out with it ?

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AF and cog are a happily cohabiting male couple

You heard it here first

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