Where'd the thread go?

[CogitoErgoSometimes]

About not listening to the middle-aged male groomers in disguise? Pulled?

Oh yes boys i suck everything

I notice that nothing was denied by MNHQ? :o

Haha Justin slugger Roberts.

And Carl, Hank, Rowan (BOYS name) Oliver.

No flies on US

Cog, and yet, no-one expects the spanish inquisition!

Knew I should have shaved this morning...

Do any of you have wives with a suitable dish drying rack?

Booster, mine has a rack that she wear on her back, so that she can carry on working while the dishes dry. It's a sort of rucksack and even better, she can wear the baby in a sling on her front. Around her stomach though, I demand access to my breasts 24/7.

It's only right...

I hear you bro.

Perhaps its time to invest in a pair of these bad boys for your special little lady

fashion and functionality

wow! She could wear those while she's dancing for me....

Now, I think the few real women on this thread should leave now and do something useful and appropriate, like clean behind the fridge.

KateSMumsnet has got a willy

Would you like to borrow my ball cleaner KateSMumsnet

Foaming

@ "the natural tack of the ball"

V good, Booster

"this ball cleaner does not affect the intrinsic, hook, length or back-end of the ball"

Thank the lord