Have I met the perfect man?

[Mosschops30]

I mean I've never met anyone like him, I'm just waiting for there to be something awful! Are there perfect men out there?

How is he perfect, mosschops?

Mine is.

Have you shagged him yet? Might all fall down then.

I hate to rain on your parade but I doubt you have as no-one's perfect. but I hope it goes well for you though. xx

Well I'll try and list some of his qualities, maybe my marriage was so shit that this is what normal relationships are like

He's polite
Respects me, my career, my choices
Texts me every morning without fail
Makes tea in bed when we are together
Never slags off his ex wife
Admits he made mistakes in his marriage
He's loyal
He has regular contact with his dc
Has a good job
Fantastic in bed
Great kisser
Gets on with his parents (I met his mum who indeed is fab)
Close to his sibling
Kind
Gentle
Doesn't pressure me about anything
Listens when I talk
His female friends say he's fab
His male friends say he's fab

God I could go on and on

The only thing I've noticed is that he talks waay too much when he's had a few

LTB!! Lol delighted for you MossChops

Texts you every morning? Clingy, red flag! LTB!

It's great that you are happy. That is definitely what normal relationships should be like, but there are unfortunately a lot of people who don't have one like that.

God that IS good!

My F.W.B has his good points of course he does especially in the bedroom. There has been only one time when he didn't manage to make me orgasm.

However he's got his faults plenty of them (He's human) xx

Lol the texts are not creepy he works away so will sometimes just say 'morning beautiful' at 6am when he knows I won't read it til later or whatever but its nice to know he's thinking of me.

I know he's not really gonna be perfect but nothing that would make me LTB

Can I embarrass myself and ask what is L.T.B XX

Really pleased for you

wonders if he also has a big willy

Actually, this is the least you can expect :) Well, tea in bed every day's above and beyond!

Happy for you. Enjoy!

is he nice-looking too? tall?

Ah, just seen he's not actually there every morning. Hold out for the tea

He is nice looking (well I think so). He's not male model material but not a munter either

He's tall, over 6ft which I love.

Has a nice willy and knows how to use it, can be really dirty in bed, but really gentle too

oh, and where did you meet him, Op? did you hot it off straight away? sorry just very curious about happy stories! nice to hear them amid the usual MN misery

hit it off

LTB is leave the bastard

Constantly tripped out on relationship threads even for the most minor hiccups

LTB = Leave The Bastard.

ooh, over 6 feet - nice! what is it that most men fanciying me recently are same height as me, so nice to be able to wear heels.

He sounds great and nothing wrong with texting every morning. Thought that was fairly normal tbh!!