The Dating Thread - episode 61

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Big Any bloke who has the honour and privilege of you naked and willing to have sex with them, should really be so thrilled that nothing else matters apart from making sure that you have a great time and are treated with the utmost respect.

I like the gavel. Probably a ridiculous question, but is nakedness entirely essential?!

Mama what Kin said. They don't seem to notice and even if they do they don't care. I promise you this.

Joy by all means get stuck in

mama everyone is spot on. Sometimes we don't notice, always we don't care. Confidence is sexy, nothing to do with marks, lumps and bumps. Real people have real bodies and they're great the way they are.

I would be put off by someone waving a gavel at me. Probably.

The rest? I wouldn't care

Mama nah especially if you have an excellent saucy vintage style suspender belt with a deep waist

Bant...

Big, he is not going to be inspecting you, but enjoying you and vice versa.

If he has 'magic in them fingers' (as I like to say), you'll soon forget your name, let alone anything else

One thing I will have is lots of alcohol based confidence.

I'm not actually big, or especially strong, and look ok in clothes, so he might be expecting me to look all perfect underneath... don't want to freak him out! Like the suspenders idea kin but they might look odd under my jeans

bant no gavel? Will leave it at home, thanks

Ohhhhhh, jeans. Hmmmm, camisole thing ? Honestly I think they just see the things they like and get a bit blind to everything else.

Oh and Mama I've seen thousands of people without clothes on, nobody is perfect.

Oh wow.....

From POF, any takers?

www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=59935701

Grinchie! Omg. I'm a tattooed leftie feminist so that's me out. Bummer.....

But - I am also terrified of being inspected

Ooh he's a big ball of cuddly fluff isn't he, Grinchie - makes me want to create a profile just to message and annoy him.

Waves to everyone

Bigstrong I do think good underwear is key, not for his benefit but to make you feel confident.
Otherwise, a slug of moonshine, a deep breath and go, go, go is my preferred method!
Good luck.

If anyone is wondering why I'm on POF whilst very much attached it's the holidays, it's raining, I've already planned my dream Autumn-Winter wardrobe, my lottery win house, my dream holidays for the next 5 years and worked out which dog/cat/wild animal I would get if I had the time to look after it .
And I've moved the living room around and cleaned out under the bed.

Grinchie, I think I've found the one, let me at him!...

Please form an orderly queue women, no pushing please.

WFF is sorely tempted to be mischievous, but CBA

He's special, isn't he?
I'm out straight off on account of my unapologetic Princessness.
I also could be out because I look like his Mum, after all, we don't know what his Mum looks like.

his mum

Grinchie your work here is done. I'm afraid I don't qualify due to my over fiftyness which he would be certain to find out. Given his list of educational requirements, someone should tell him Per Cent is one word though.

This evening I have discovered Tesco Finest Butterscotch ice cream. I have Vanilla in reserve for the early hours countdown to results.

I went to the dark side again. I looked. I shouldn't have.

I will get myself banned.

Juliette I've done the vigil and eaten the ice cream (and I'll have to do it again for DC2 soon)
I'll be thinking of you both (that's you and your DC, not you and the ice cream).
Wishing you well.

Kin

Have you posted Juliette ? I don't know if I dare look again (ps I've just put a photo of myself and Spud on my profile, in case you're interested. Ps it was a party, I don't usually flaunt myself like that )

Kin you're crashing MN...we're all flocking to have a look.

At my tits ? How rude.