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oooh i feel ridiculous

441 replies

ImNotBloody14 · 21/06/2013 20:21

So silly. I'm a NCing regular. and a real proper grown up, I swear

I fancy someone. But I cant get up the guts to let him know or even to contact him. I've added him on FB (it's taken me months to build up to that) and he accepted. he's liked a few of my posts and a photo. I keep seeing him online (butterflies) and want to make contact but cant think of anything to say that isn't a blatant excuse to get talking to him. AFAIK he's single- well it says so on his FB.

arrgh this is so frustrating. if this was my best friend she would be chatting away to him no problem.

don't know what i'm posting for- just need to get this out of my head.

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SuperiorCat · 01/07/2013 16:39

A standing up snog / cuddle should elicit a twitch Grin

ImNotBloody14 · 02/07/2013 12:48

Ok so we have scary movie date tonight, the nails are red and i've advised him that we will need a blanket (just 1 to share) to hide under. There better be some twitching and snigging by the end of the night Grin

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NicholasTeakozy · 02/07/2013 13:31

If there isn't it's for one of two reasons: he's either gay or dead. :o If you're texting him this he'll be expectant that snigging will happen.

ImNotBloody14 · 02/07/2013 13:37

If he's gay he's going the wrong way about it! Grin

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DiaryOfAWimpyMum · 02/07/2013 13:46

I feel like a tart now, my last date I snigged on the first date! Blush

really just marking place for first snig

ImNotBloody14 · 02/07/2013 13:51

Oh i would have snigged on the first date too if it had been on offer. Except the fecker likes armchairs Hmm Grin

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daimbardiva · 02/07/2013 16:15

Thank goodness I've found this thread again. Was desperate to know what happened - even searched for "snigging"!!! Good luck tonight :)

lazarusb · 02/07/2013 17:07

You can always burn your armchair! Grin (Not while he's on it obviously!)

ImNotBloody14 · 02/07/2013 17:11

Have just had it confirmed there will be cuddling under the blanket! Shock Grin

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NicholasTeakozy · 02/07/2013 17:15

Hurrah! :o Good for you. Go and have a lovely time.

DiaryOfAWimpyMum · 02/07/2013 17:41

Aha, see I have no armchairs, it's the 3 seater or the 2 seater or the floor. Grin

Have a good night OP.

stonesteps · 02/07/2013 18:04

Make sure you are very scared at the film, so he can come to your rescue and make you feel better... one hint of a snig and all feminism goes out the window!

BoreOfWhabylon · 02/07/2013 18:54
Grin
MrsHuxtable · 02/07/2013 19:48
50shadesofknackered · 02/07/2013 20:08

Ooo I've just found this thread and I'm very excited! I demand an update soon, unless there's snigging and then obviously you're excused Wink

SuperiorCat · 02/07/2013 20:16

Ooooh it's tonight. They are probably snigging right now

HerrenaHarridan · 02/07/2013 21:23

YeeeeHa where's a toilet update?

Honestly 14 just grab him and kiss him he couldn't be making his signals any plainer Grin

HerrenaHarridan · 03/07/2013 00:09

Ffs 14!

In going to have to go to bed now but there has better be a snigging report waiting in the morn.

I hope your having a great time Smile

deliasmithy · 03/07/2013 01:53

Its 1.50am. I give up waiting. There better be a blow by blw account tomorrow, pun entirely intended!

Fingers crossed for snigs etc xv

stonesteps · 03/07/2013 01:58

Right, If I'm not getting a snig, I'm off to bed Sad

ImNotBloody14 · 03/07/2013 02:07

Im home!

So we shared the sofa, shared the blanket, cuddled and tickled, i grabbed him at all the scary bits, lots of eye contact... But i chickened out at the last minute ?? all my own fault he was completely into it. Im too out of practise.

< awaits onslaught of 'FFS Op' >

< hides >

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stonesteps · 03/07/2013 02:20

FFS op!

Nah, actually, I'm glad - by dragging it out you've made it more exciting for all us perverts interested parties!

thistlelicker · 03/07/2013 02:31

U can sense the snig is coming tho! Just text him lots of xxxxxx's an tell him that's just the practise
Run :-)

NicholasTeakozy · 03/07/2013 07:05

You did the right thing. I'm pleased he had the good sense to respect your boundaries. Just go at your own pace and don't worry. Do you have another date? :)

Numberlock · 03/07/2013 07:21

Tickled?

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