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oooh i feel ridiculous

441 replies

ImNotBloody14 · 21/06/2013 20:21

So silly. I'm a NCing regular. and a real proper grown up, I swear

I fancy someone. But I cant get up the guts to let him know or even to contact him. I've added him on FB (it's taken me months to build up to that) and he accepted. he's liked a few of my posts and a photo. I keep seeing him online (butterflies) and want to make contact but cant think of anything to say that isn't a blatant excuse to get talking to him. AFAIK he's single- well it says so on his FB.

arrgh this is so frustrating. if this was my best friend she would be chatting away to him no problem.

don't know what i'm posting for- just need to get this out of my head.

OP posts:
BoreOfWhabylon · 06/07/2013 10:22

Yay! you really made up for lost time! Grin

CheeseFondueRocks · 06/07/2013 11:13

Details!!!

ImNotBloody14 · 06/07/2013 11:22

Ok im in work but having a quick break.

Details- (apologies in advance to my rl friend who is on this thread- i know you dont really need this imagery of me Grin)

We didnt get to the bedroom (although he did say hed cleaned it Wink) it was a spontaneous teenagery shig on the sofa mid movie. There had been lots a bit of vodka taken Grin

It would never have happened without you bunch of internet strangers egging me on. So thank you all- it was my pleasure ??Grin

OP posts:
GilmoursPillow · 06/07/2013 11:37

Winderfull stiff! Cangrituletions!

stonesteps · 06/07/2013 11:50

Post-coital cuddle anyone? Grin

NicholasTeakozy · 06/07/2013 11:53

Hurray for you! :o Have you got round to arranging a return fixture? Wink

Shlurpbop · 06/07/2013 12:00

Ooh I just jumped from page one to here -how exciting! Going to read rest of thread now and see what I missed!
Well done OP!

thistlelicker · 06/07/2013 12:06

I hope
You have text him and arranges round two!

HerrenaHarridan · 06/07/2013 12:09

Hurrah! Snigging and shigging! Making up for lost time Wink

HerrenaHarridan · 06/07/2013 12:10

Oh yeah and...

We told you so!

He was well into you * ahahem Grin

SuperiorCat · 06/07/2013 13:07
Grin
ImNotBloody14 · 06/07/2013 13:52

You did all tell me so. Havent arranged round 2 yet. He's out tonight and my lovely monthly friend is due any day now ( boooo) so probably have to wait a bit ??

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CatsAndTheirPizza · 06/07/2013 14:33

De-lurking - from zero to snigging and shigging in one day ShockGrinGrin

ifitsnotanarse · 06/07/2013 15:39

14, I think I'd better leave the thread now and scrub my brain of all mental images. Blush

(Am v. envious though as looked for a snig last night but none forthcoming. Sad In fact there was no coming at all. vvvvvSad)

ImNotBloody14 · 06/07/2013 15:42

Grin Arse! Vodka worked for me- maybe get the dcs to bed early and pour dh a wee vodka and coke?

< hands arse 1 bottle of vodka and 1 bottle of brain bleach > (dont mix those up!)

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ifitsnotanarse · 06/07/2013 18:55

Might have more luck if I neck the vodka and give him the brain bleach. Hmm

So, you succumbed to the demon drink. You realise that you are a very naughty girl and, I hope, are full of remorse (or perhaps something else). Grin

ImNotBloody14 · 06/07/2013 19:34

Nope- no remorse at all- it was bloody brilliant Grin

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reggiebean · 06/07/2013 23:25

Yay OP!! Thought about this thread the whole time I was gone!! Congrats!!

WhiteBirdBlueSky · 06/07/2013 23:58

I said you should get drunk and I got a chorus of disapproval! Grin

deliasmithy · 07/07/2013 01:21

Yay!! To the snigs and shigs!

I'd love to know the movie that had this effect!

ImNotBloody14 · 07/07/2013 09:38

Grin The movie was the boat that rocked!

Yes the alcohol was the main contributing factor, the other factor was the hoard of strangers sitting by their computers waiting for news! Grin

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thistlelicker · 07/07/2013 14:21

More like the sofa rocked ;)

HerrenaHarridan · 07/07/2013 17:51

Grin I haven't dared leave my pic since this started, shut I should probably go check on the baby!

ImNotBloody14 · 07/07/2013 18:00

Herena!! Your date! How did it go? And snigging? Grin

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BitOutOfPractice · 07/07/2013 23:43

I've been at a festival this weekend with no access to mn do now I'm home I logged on for a sneaky snig update to find we'd (I say we because this relationship belongs to us all Shock)moved on apace!

Bloody well done 14Grin