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Dating thread no 49

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JulietteMontague · 01/04/2013 15:17

All daters welcome here.

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ike1 · 04/04/2013 20:25

Jules ...you know there is an anitdote for limp...(someone had to say it...sorry!)

KinNora · 04/04/2013 20:33

Could you not stiffen him up a little, Juliette ?

KirstyWirsty · 04/04/2013 20:34

I've just been 'chosen' by naughtyandhorny38 .. Do you think I should go for it??? If he's 38 I'm 21 as well!!

KinNora · 04/04/2013 20:34

Ahahahaha, look at the two puerile minds posting the same thing.

ike1 · 04/04/2013 20:51

I know Kin obvs we just couldnt resist....lol

OhWesternWind · 04/04/2013 20:51

Have just had a rather fervently apologetic text from Cakey assuring me of his good intentions and giving details of his diary for the next week ... Should I rearrange with him, boys and girls?

One of the very many offputting things about beards is that they tend to trap the smell of wherever they've been busy burrowing around ...

Much interest off engineers (of various disciplines) at the moment. I quite like engineers and seem to spend a lot of time with them at work. Much more fun than QSs, architects are either brilliant fun or pretentious twats extraordinaires.

KinNora · 04/04/2013 20:52

I do have a weakness for men who smell fabulous Bant but I wasn't such a brazen hussy as to say 'excuse me, I simply have to smell you again', press my nose up against his neck and inhale, I just appreciated the occasional wafts.

(This is going to completely out me to to people who know me)
In my professional life, I once worked in a place where we'd have what we called ' The Ball Clinic' on a Friday afternoon, monitoring the chests of young men who'd had testicular cancers (it spreads to the lungs) - it was great, mainly because they were all really healthy but also because they'd spruced themselves up for the hospital and used their best fragrances, I used to follow them down the corridor, sniffing like a Bisto kid. I'd go home and say to exh how much I liked Fridays because I loved the smell.

Fast forward ten or so years and a conversation about why exh never used smelly stuff, he claimed not to know that I liked male fragrances, I said 'you must have done, remember when I used to tell you about the Ball Clinic' . It turns out that he thought I'd been examining their scrotums and then coming home and telling him how much I liked the smell .

Marvel at how the relationship lasted as long as it did.

OhWesternWind · 04/04/2013 20:59

Ha ha Nora that's the funniest thing I've read for ages. You have really perked me up.

Flipper924 · 04/04/2013 21:02

Just nipped in to snigger at Nora's XH.

Glad dating seems to be going well for everyone.

ike1 · 04/04/2013 21:09

Oh God Kin SOME men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I mean really what did you ever see (or smell) in the ex....he just sounds like a total numb nut..(unless of course you were constantly sniffing his scrot)

KinNora · 04/04/2013 21:13

Yes, Ike, I have finally outed myself as The Phantom Scrotum Sniffer of Old London Town.

OWW glad to be of help, chuck

Flipper how are you ? I was only wondering this morning how you were getting on and how I'd not seen you for ages.

Movingforward123 · 04/04/2013 21:21

Western - I say yes one more chance Grin he seems interested

Kin - glad it went well Grin he sounds nice although smelling on a first date is very forward Shock

Movingforward123 · 04/04/2013 21:22

Exp smells me all the time and has always said he loves my smell! He even loves smelling my hair when it's very greasy Confused

KinNora · 04/04/2013 21:28

Sorry, OWW yes, I think you should give Cakey another chance but any more flakiness and he's for the old heave ho.

Moving I was a little taken aback at the sniffing.

OhWesternWind · 04/04/2013 21:32

I've given him another chance - he's out tomorrow on a works do, unwell on Saturday so I will see him Sunday or Monday ... He's really nice, actually. Very apologetic and it wasn't even his fault - such a contrast to LM. Actually I like him more for how he's handled this ...

OhWesternWind · 04/04/2013 21:33

I don't think Cakey is flaky ...

JulietteMontague · 04/04/2013 21:35

Ike and Kin it's his backbone I have doubts about.

There is a certain smell some men have, tends to only be revealed when they are nekkid but if they have it, they have me.

OWW yes to Cakey, what Kin said. Was it a quick coffee or bigger evening thing, I would be a bit miffed if it was an evening thing and he cancelled because of work as that smacks of not being very organised, a bit self important or inconsiderate. no one is going to say Flakey Cakey

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JulietteMontague · 04/04/2013 21:36

OWW you got there first Grin

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SweetSeraphim · 04/04/2013 21:49

Erm... am I being a bit thick?? How does Cakey know he will be unwell on Saturday?

KinNora · 04/04/2013 21:52

Hangover.

( or he's psychic )

OhWesternWind · 04/04/2013 21:53

SS I'm taking the mickey as he's out on the town on Friday ...

They have had a major crisis at work, production line stopped and all, so I can see why he had to stay and couldn't go rushing off to meet a bird.

SweetSeraphim · 04/04/2013 21:56

Ohhhh Grin I see!

lubeybooby · 04/04/2013 22:02

SS I just very nearly said the same thing til I saw you had already :o

Movingforward123 · 04/04/2013 22:04

Not flakey cakey Grin

And why is he named cakey??

SPsFanjoTheBigStickyHaribo · 04/04/2013 23:35

I have just been on the shortest and worst date in my life. The lad who lived near me said we should meet up so I said ok. He took me to a fucking park! Expected me to get out and play on it with him.

Kept pulling a weird sad face and telling me hes not my friend. Then drove around saying what do you want to do? Not listening to what I was saying about myself either. Then pulled up in a estate and tried putting arms round and me and asking for hugs. When he realised he wasn't getting anywhere he said oh I'm tired. Ill take you home.

We weren't even out an hour. Oh the pictures he sent me and the ones he had on his profile were of him. When he was half a fucking ton lighter!

I'm meant to be meeting army lad but I think Ill just get 100 cats and be done with it Grin

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