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KittyAndTheFontanelles · 24/03/2013 01:45

over hear night owls Grin. Unless we are somewhere else Grin

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MrsShrek3 · 03/04/2013 21:08

she's 21Wink

Minimammoth · 03/04/2013 21:14

Thank you Mrs Shrek, after all we are a grandmother. Think of a number, double it, divide by two, add a small tangerine and you have the answer.

Minimammoth · 03/04/2013 21:15

In my head I'm about er.. 8

Midwife99 · 03/04/2013 21:16

Crickey I feel old! My older son is 21 in July!! Mind you my youngest is only 3!!!

MrsShrek3 · 03/04/2013 21:17

excellent. plus chocolate Wink

anyway, isn't the answer always 42 (hitchiker fan)

MrsShrek3 · 03/04/2013 21:18

btw my grandmother reckons she never had hormones. they weren't invented in her day apparently Grin

Minimammoth · 03/04/2013 21:20

That's the one Mrs Shrek I am 42. Also big Hitchhiker fan. Pangalactic gargle blaster anyone.

SummerDad · 03/04/2013 22:05

I feel like I am 70 though I am not 40 yet Sad.

MrsShrek3 · 03/04/2013 22:07

poor sd.

SummerDad · 03/04/2013 22:17

Thanks MrsShrek, I have almost forgotten what it is like to be MOTed Grin

Minimammoth · 03/04/2013 22:17

Oh dear summerdad. Something's weighing heavy. Pull up a toadstool and rest your little gnome feet.

SummerDad · 03/04/2013 22:21

I might be a gnome but I wear size 11 Grin so need a rather big one to rest me feet one Smile

MrsShrek3 · 03/04/2013 22:29

you know what they say about men with big feet...Wink

they need big shoes Grin

cafecito · 04/04/2013 00:34

Grin big shoes

Grin Grin Think of a number, double it, divide by two, add a small tangerine and you have the answer.

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cafecito · 04/04/2013 00:37

I was offered an MOT over the bank holiday weekend, rather persistent offeror Shock and I turned it down because I am a naice girl and because I have not waxed my legs (long long story... with no exciting ending)
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I think I will do the starsdoctor face Confused if anyone mentions any anatomy to me Grin I am HOPELESS! LESS THAN 50% IN MY LAST ANATOMY PAPER oh my goodness

jynier · 04/04/2013 00:40

Hi, all! Extremely exciting news from Camberwick Green ... a new bus stop was installed at the corner of our lane today!!! This means that I will be able to take my neighbour (housebound and nearly 90!) into Salty Town!!!

On reflection, it wasn't really that exciting or interesting for any of you ... sorry!

cafecito · 04/04/2013 00:40
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kitty your DD is just so adorable! have more! themidwife will be there, jynier can make sure you're all sparkly for the event and teenysummerdad can observe from a hill. I won't be on call because my anatomy is shockful so you shall be safe.

cafecito · 04/04/2013 00:40

hahaha hello jynier!

MrsShrek3 · 04/04/2013 00:42

that sounds impressive, cafe Hmm Grin
presumably it was a bit trickier than locating arms/legs/hills/arse/elbow/pain in the gluteus maximus type anatomy...

MrsShrek3 · 04/04/2013 00:43

cor, jynier! have they invented the wheel there too? what is this bus thing you speak about? Wink

cafecito · 04/04/2013 00:45

If you have an iproducty thing, you can get a free download of a tester of a small part of Netter's Anatomy where you can then take a test and identify the pins in the body Confused it's a bit like that. I had hundreds of body pieces with teeeeeny weeeeny pins in them. Guessed the majority. Completely stuffed up a few - I mean, really, I failed to tell which way around a LEG was Blush

MrsShrek3 · 04/04/2013 00:49

it's always the tricky ones like leg that catch you out, cafe Grin

MrsShrek3 · 04/04/2013 00:50

(did it not have an identifying feature like a kneecap or quads or summink?) Wink

KittyAndTheFontanelles · 04/04/2013 00:58

Or a shoe?

Mrs you're on fire this evening Grin

mini I love your tangerine maths Grin

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KittyAndTheFontanelles · 04/04/2013 01:08

jynier I think your nonagenarian excursions to salty town are hugely exciting Grin

Bernard cafe have you been on the splishy splashy? Wink

We do want another baby. Getting half a min to try for one would be nice. Grin

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