Eurgh. I got chatting to a couple next to me in a bar in Budapest. The guy speaks no English so I'm trying to chat to him in basic Hungarian and German. The girl (his GF) is fairly fluent in English and they've had a row.
So she is telling me the Hungarian for 'kiss' (which incidentally is 'pussy') and for 'blowjob' ( which is their word for trombone. I'm sure you can see why)
And he's oblivious. Sat next to his girlfriend who is stunning and funny and flirting outrageously with some random English guy, smiling at me as I say something about what I do for my job in German.
Fuckity fuck. I shall leave soon. Alone.
MissC he sounds like a twat. It's experience and helps you find a better guy next time