This is.. the dating chat thread, number 38

[lubeybooby]

All dating related chit chat, as usual... in here

off we go! :o

Noooooo.
Just answered to door to our very good looking postman.
I was wearing the scruffy, bleachy, hole covered sweats I use to do the cleaning, no make up and my hair is lank from the Argan oil treatment I put in it this morning.

Aaaaargh [hiding in shame emoticon]

I am sure Grinchie, despite the afore mentioned, you still looked like a rare beauty! Legs hurting from dancing like a twat last night....surprisingly twat not hurting (in case anyone was interested)

Alittle I think it's fine to lie about drug use, you dont have to bare your soul on your profile...and im always wary about people who are open with strangers about illegal substance use!

Nothing against the use of intoxicants for recreational purposes, it's just not my thing anymore, I prefer the 'runners high' :o

Hmm, well if someone was passing the dutchy pon de left hand side I might indulge. But I am very rarely in any situation where there's some going... last time was 2008 I think. So in any profile I put no to drugs. I don't filter out people who do them though, presuming very serious/harder drug users would be unlikely to even be on there or be on my radar.

PP explains a lot! it's actually quite funny and just the sort of thing I would do without realising!

Yoga I reckon we could have all written that list and added a few more no mention of cock shots or requests for boon shots for a starter!

WFF waves

and Ike you make me laugh, so glad you your twat are not suffering this morning

I'm off an a day out with Mr ExArmy and all our DC's followed by dinner, no Coffee but hopefully lots of hugs!

Okay that's boob not boon and for not an - bloody phone!

Thanks Lulu enjoy the hugs...oh and Grinchie....my postie took one look at me this morning and actively grimced ...so dont worry. Are we having dirty rugs convo???

drooping boobies in a t shirt are obviously not a turn on for my mail deliverer (picky bugger)

God some of the states my postie has seen me in. Poor, poor man. However he isn't exactly a sight for sore eyes so we're even far as I'm concerned :o

I think me and DD are finally out the other side of this long stretch of cold, snow and illness. Hurrah! God I have so much to catch up on next week though, ugh.

Glad to see health returning to chez Lube. Over the years I have seen my postie turn from a boy to a bloke with greying hair...he's quite good looking though and I always tell him not to post crap through the door he still does though (metaphorical crap I mean lol)

ooooh! doesn't everyone open the door to their postie in high heel fluffy mules and a negligee?!? I saw it in a film once, i'm sure, and just assumed that was postal etiquette! . oh and the window cleaner, plumber etc ....

Nope lulu.. I suppose thermal long johns, massive dressing gown, birds nest hair, puffy creased pillow face and ugg boots really won't have the same effect either. Oh well... :o

I think I found someone I like...

Please can someone decipher this message i got

Any chance 4 a huge,overdressed,italian stallion,to dine and vine you out,mia bellissima,splendida,fantastica,divina prima-donna irlandese? ps n1 ( of sartorial nature),i promise that if our escape will ever materialize,i wouldent wearing the Oakley over the top sunglasses model,ps n2 ( of historical nature),your eyes like the wawes of the atlanti ocean against the castle of Brian boru,the king the beat the vikings in the battle of Clontarf.

peanuts. The details please!

Ahh PP, the optimism of new online daters. Finding someone you think you like the look of is just the first, most manageable of hurdles!

Yay PP go, go, go

scatty nope, I don't have a clue what it says but it is hilarious.

lulu believe me, if I'd known he was going to knock I would at least have put something slinky on. I don't own any marabou mules (Dear Father Christmas).

Ike always happy to have a dirty rugs convo. Glad your twat is alright, anyone else want to post a genitalia update?

alittle. So true!

grinchie need a "snigger" emoticon!

Scatty some large overdressed italian with a love of the PS, wants to wine and dine you. He makes both satorical and historical references, but i have no idea when the battle of Clontarf took place - does that help at all?

PP see what happens when you go cold turkey

Holy green fuck scatty, that's a blinder! wow.

Scatty He is to die for. Not.

PP No stopping you now.

Have fun lulu

My postie was my milkman for about 20 years. Looks like Im stuck with him for life

On the drugs thing. Iam a bit of a hippy. Enough said

Oh and Ike pleased to hear all is cool on the twat front. Good stories needed to give me courage!

Snow is melting and the main roads are clear so I might get there tonight. Shame it's with a female and not a lovely man .

I have no to drugs on my profile. I rarely touch em and if someone said they did I would presume they had a problem.

Least it explains it PP.

Good luck to anyone with dates. I am starting to feel horny ready to meet someone now.

Scatty, quite nice of fireman to get tickets, but again he is still being weird about that, see how it goes.

',your eyes like the wawes of the atlanti ocean against the castle of Brian boru,the king the beat the vikings in the battle of Clontarf'

That is the most romantic thing I have ever heard.

Thanks snape im going to message him back.
I really dont see how seeing Le Mis could be such a culture shock for the fireman but he does think it is!

I appear to have myself a date next weekend!

Nice guy, also a Londoner, tall dark and handsome type :)

I'm trying not to be too excited but I really am purely because I haven been on a date since dinosaurs roamed the earth!