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he won't take his blue tooth off even when we have sex

73 replies

zoom · 19/04/2006 22:48

I am sick of Dh. He has a blue tooth attached to his ear at all times and he also leaves his socks on. I am changing my name because of the shame of it.Help me girls what am i to do?

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desperateSCOUSEwife · 19/04/2006 22:50

thread the wire through his japseye
may get the msg then

jampots · 19/04/2006 22:50

keep your tights on and the phone clamped firmly to your ear

JoolsToo · 19/04/2006 22:50

he has dentures attached to his ear? and they're blue?

the socks I can cope with Grin

Karmamother · 19/04/2006 22:50

Wear your tattiest, warmest, winciette nightie during sex. See how he likes it.

MadameDeMars · 19/04/2006 22:51

Personally I'd bring Jamie Foxx to bed with me. If he (DH) can have his fun... so can I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Original poster
zoom · 19/04/2006 22:52

the socks put me off more i think.some of his socks have Mr Men on them

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desperateSCOUSEwife · 19/04/2006 22:53

zoom well i would be ashamed with the mr men socks too
you poor thing
I would leave the bastardGrin

oops · 19/04/2006 22:54

I'd phone him and moan at him [ha ha]

VeniVidiVickiQV · 19/04/2006 22:55

If i were you, i would insist on putting a pair of tights over your head, with your landline telephone handset shoved inside against your ear, whilst having a conversation with your mother about the weather next time you have sex.

Original poster
zoom · 19/04/2006 22:56

I feel next time I am out with dh and he has that blue tooth on his ear you will know it is me

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Original poster
zoom · 19/04/2006 22:57

I make a shopping list while we are at it.Thought he might get the hint

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desperateSCOUSEwife · 19/04/2006 22:57

he isnt a taxi driver is he

VeniVidiVickiQV · 19/04/2006 22:57

Get your own bluetooth headset and have phone sex?

secur · 19/04/2006 22:58

get yourself a very sharp sounding whistle, have your mob by the bed then when he is "hard at it" (sorry!) call him on the sly then whistle hard as you can down the mouth piece of your mob. When he picks his ears of the opposite wall you can explain that you don't like it - oh and BTW could he also lose the socks Smile

AllieBongo · 19/04/2006 22:58

don't sleep with him anymore

VeniVidiVickiQV · 19/04/2006 22:59

Draw a fake moustache on and wear a chest merkin too.

Original poster
zoom · 19/04/2006 22:59

Apart from blue tooth and socks he is very sexy

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LadySherlockofLGJ · 19/04/2006 23:00

Well do you "make love" or do you lie back and think of England ??

Maybe the Blue Tooth offers more entertainment ??

Get over it.

Original poster
zoom · 19/04/2006 23:01

i could get a gameboy

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desperateSCOUSEwife · 19/04/2006 23:01

get some nail varnish and paint his teeth in different colors then

FrumpyGrumpy · 19/04/2006 23:01

Cut off his ears and feet

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zoom · 19/04/2006 23:02

are you suggesting I am a wet fish LadySherlockofLGJ ?

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VeniVidiVickiQV · 19/04/2006 23:02

Or a rampant rabbit?

VeniVidiVickiQV · 19/04/2006 23:03

That post should have gone in before zooms...Blush

kama · 19/04/2006 23:03

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