Cliches, arse ennui, new year hangovers and glancing at the sweet trolley. Dating thread 34!

[lubeybooby]

New thread time! Great timing with it being new years day...

Most of you know what to do... off you go!

Just in case you don't... just chit chat all your dating related stuff here. If you are new, just jump right in to the blethering. More the merrier!

HAPPY NEW YEAR! :o

His ex was unfaithful while preggars?? Mmmm possible but unlikely...

I have my doubts.

What he said was along the lines of they were in something of a LDR at the time as he was working away from home in the week, and he found she was involved with someone else (more an emotional affair than a physical one I think). But still sounds dodgy doesn't it?!

Yep. Sounds dodgy. And if it was just an emotional affair why could he not just try for sake of baby. You are well rid of him.

I'd send him a text just to say he's not what you are looking for. Then you have closure.

Thinking about it, I reckon it was him who had the affair

He's asked if he can see me next weekend. I'm trying to decide whether agreeing, and then cancelling at the last minute, would be his just desserts, or just fuck up my karma....

Think your karma would be fine. Consider yourself an agent of karma. :-)

Do it velvet! Love him up for a date filled with passion!!! Get him really looking forward to it then say "sorry cant make it, I need to varnish my floor" or some other really boring thing that would be massively preferable to a date with a lying, cheating scummer!!!!

snape agent of karma! Love it. May have to take on that role to deal with my ex!!!

Velvet my evil side says do it! Do it!!!!!!

*line not love!!

Normally I'm a 'rise above it' girl but in this case velvet I think a bit of karma would do some good. The polishing the floor scenario is great.

Ha, ha this young man is making me laugh!!! Let's call him Mr Natural (after the Robet Crumb character)....think he is after a Mrs Robinson, Cougar experience tho....gonna have to disabuse him of that thought!!

ike, do you think OKC could deliver me a couple of young men? I need someone to tidy up my garden and take a bunch of old broken toys to the dump.

Yeah Yoga if only!!!! Normally they just want to give you a 'good seeing to'...which if I remember, meant aiming in the general direction and going at it like a jackhammer on a mission for several hours........yawn!!!!

yes yes!
Give him a taste of his own medicine Velvet
see how he likes them apples! :o

velvet, as the founder of ethical dating, I'd say you were morally obligated to set up the date and cancel with a poor excuse in order to teach him what a twunt he's been.

The question is, do you say you'll book a table, then not, so it's immediately obvious when he turns up asking for 'table for velvet' and it doesn't exist, or let him book, sit on his own there, and you never turn up..

....mind you Yoga Mr Natural assures me he is fabulous 'in the sack' ....righto matey ...

I reckon, Ike, that means he's like the lad in the 'Sexual Technics' thread - he goes at it 'like a jackhammer from behind' while 'flicking the bean'

I'd go for the HE books n sits ...thats deffo crueller Bant ...you is evil...

Oh Arse no!!!!!!hAAAAAA!!!!! The last one didnt even know where the bloody 'bean' was!!!

You're joking, Ike, I thought they were taught that in school these days. Sheesh

Oh no Arse it was without doubt a couple of the most boring hrs of my life....made me glad to be old and generally have reasonable sex with a more mature guy......

Oh, someone come and tidy my bedroom for me please. I have a floordrobe to sort out, ugh. Funny how things have gone to pot since BC emigrated!

......besides I am too tired for that nonsense it was a bit like being humped by a persistent jack rustle terrier

Trying to catch up with thread, but will have to when I get back from visiting my mum in hospital.

Got back this morning after an epic two night shagathon with Mr R&R Hate to admit but I quite like this guy Mad as a hatter. Shit hot in bed. A winning combinanation.

Just a quick word to Velvet Fuck him!

russel (sp) Oh I know Lubey its slobsville here!!!

48 I admire your stamina!!!!!