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As a femaley womany type how do I show a guy I fancy him?

213 replies

SoleSource · 24/11/2012 16:33

Help!!

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InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 26/11/2012 12:15

Dino you are the only woman I know searching for a woman for their ex Grin

Phone shop man isn't in today he must know I'm here.

Might have to try it on with Santa at this rate. If I sit on his knee he might give me fondle as a Xmas present Grin

SoleSource · 26/11/2012 12:16

I'm free Fanjo ;)

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DinosaursOnAnAdventCalender · 26/11/2012 12:17

Grin we got married very young and by the time I was 22/23 it was like living with my brother or something and I just could spend the next 50 years sleeping next to someone that I didn't fancy. Plus, I'd just started college and was meeting new people and wanting to go out instead of being a housewife with young children. He was more settled, worked hard, watched boring tv and liked a quiet life. The usual story. But, he is a nice guy and would make someone happy given the chance. He just never goes out as he works shifts 4 days on 4 days off and has the dc for the four days he's off. He doesn't get much chance to meet people being a single parent.

He has two children, both with me. And even though we are a long time divorced I still couldn't have chosen a better father for my boys.

It's just that he bores me to tears, irritates me just by being in the same room as me and I don't find him physically attractive.

Someone else might though [hopeful]

SoleSource · 26/11/2012 12:20

Err not looking to be a Stepmum. I'd never see him lol

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AnyFucker · 26/11/2012 12:22

aww, dino he sounds great

DinosaursOnAnAdventCalender · 26/11/2012 12:22

That's a shame, we could've both joined the step parenting bit of Mn and had threads about each other and bun fights and everything, it would passed the time Wink

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 26/11/2012 12:23

I might have to borrow him for a night a week Dino can you send him special delivery?

SoleSource · 26/11/2012 12:23

That's single patenting for us. No £, no :), no sex.

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SoleSource · 26/11/2012 12:29

I'm going for the kill tonight, Ladies.

This is officially a no shame zone.

just imagine how it must feel to be SPFanjo, try!

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InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 26/11/2012 12:32

Cheers sole Grin

I try but I'm not wanted by the male species. I obviously need foofume

SoleSource · 26/11/2012 12:34

It is strange. I never thought I would want male company again. Taken me four years to get to this place!

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DinosaursOnAnAdventCalender · 26/11/2012 12:37

I could give him a gentle shove in the right direction SP but he hasn't taken orders from me for years Sad Grin even though I went through a phase of still trying to run his life giving him advice I soon learnt my place damn it. He does that smile and nod thing at me. We do discuss stuff about the boys but and I get invited to some family occasions and vice versa ( him and his family came to my ds3s Christening etc)

I have totally lost the point of what I was saying as ds3 jumped on my head Hmm but the short version is send a self addressed envelope and ill try and shove him in it. Will need to be a big one though as he's 6'6!

DinosaursOnAnAdventCalender · 26/11/2012 12:39

I am staying well away from men. Exp has seen to that. Plus I am 30 weeks pregnant and have 3 sons. One of which has just rubbed biscuit in my hair and wiped his snotty nose on me. I am a catch!

InSPsFanjoNoOneHearsYouScream · 26/11/2012 12:43

He's a giant! No can do, that's a deal breaker. I'm just under 5 foot

DinosaursOnAnAdventCalender · 26/11/2012 12:51

On the bright side he could get things from high shelves for you Grin

gives up and accepts he will be single forever and in a few years my boys will bugger off and live with him in a man house eating pizza and watching top gear and I will be all abandoned

SoleSource · 26/11/2012 12:52

My ex was 6'4. Too problematic. Our DS is 14 now and 5'9. So am I.

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InNeedOfBrandy · 26/11/2012 12:54

My dd dad is 6'4 to, dd is almost shoulder height and I'm 5'6 and a half.
ds dad is 6'2 and built like a tank, ds is getting the same

I'm going to have dc towering above me in 5 years!

SoleSource · 26/11/2012 12:56

It is scary for me asDS is blind. I will be guiding this lovely, handsome giant about

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SoleSource · 26/11/2012 12:58

I have a feeling this bus driver is in his early 60's. Age doesn't mater, right? (I'm 38).just realising.

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DinosaursOnAnAdventCalender · 26/11/2012 12:59

My ds1 takes after his dad and will be tall I think. He's 10 now and taller than alot in his class. He looks like him and has all his mannerisms, uses the same phrases and same tone of voice. It really freaks me out sometimes. Ds2 is more like me, with mad scarecrow hair and what my exp so kindly described as piggy eyes Hmm I so do not have piggy eyes and neither does ds2 but we do have the same eye shape.

InNeedOfBrandy · 26/11/2012 13:05

Aw sole Smile

InNeedOfBrandy · 26/11/2012 13:06

Oh age doesn't matter IMO as long as you don't mind looking after him in 10 years time!

SoleSource · 26/11/2012 13:07

Forst sign of a put down or needless criticism I am off.

Do not want any man in my house either.

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InNeedOfBrandy · 26/11/2012 13:13

No I agree I couldn't ever imagine living with someone ever again, the thought makes me cringe, I love my little family.

SoleSource · 26/11/2012 13:16

No man even to watch TV with. Not getting through the door

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